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Shia LaBeouf Says Bad Word: World Sheds Crocodile Tears
Shia LaBeouf has a daft name, that much most will agree on. It also seems he likes to call his friends daft names to prompt them into striking him in the face. Why 'The Beef' would want to be hit in the face is open to speculation - maybe he saw that Tarzan scene in the new Indy flick one too many times and felt he needed to take some small steps towards making amends. Namely, through violence. Though, let's be honest, it would need more than a simple slap to make up for that abortion of a movie moment.
Shia LaBeouf has a daft name, that much most will agree on. It also seems he likes to call his friends daft names to prompt them into striking him in the face. Why 'The Beef' would want to be hit in the face is open to speculation - maybe he saw that Tarzan scene in the new Indy flick one too many times and felt he needed to take some small steps towards making amends. Namely, through violence. Though, let's be honest, it would need more than a simple slap to make up for that abortion of a movie moment.
R Kelly Trial: Is It R In Video? Is The Girl Who She Says She Is? Who Am I?!
It's an age-old defence and one that many, many people have relied on throughout the ages to help them avoid being shouted at, dumped, ignored or sent to prison on alleged charges of having sex with an underage girl and filming it: "It wasn't me." Even Shaggy relied on it at one point, though the dolt did ruin the get-out clause for the rest of us by making it public knowledge. Now, as fate would have it and as the mole/artifact argument would have us believe, the man in the video being examined in the R Kelly child sex trial isn't actually R himself. It is, as the defence have stated, a lookalike.
It's an age-old defence and one that many, many people have relied on throughout the ages to help them avoid being shouted at, dumped, ignored or sent to prison on alleged charges of having sex with an underage girl and filming it: "It wasn't me." Even Shaggy relied on it at one point, though the dolt did ruin the get-out clause for the rest of us by making it public knowledge. Now, as fate would have it and as the mole/artifact argument would have us believe, the man in the video being examined in the R Kelly child sex trial isn't actually R himself. It is, as the defence have stated, a lookalike.
R Kelly Kiddy Porn Trial: That’s Not A Mole, Idiots, That’s An Artifact
It's obvious to everyone with any sense that it isn't R Kelly in the sex tape at the centre of his child pornography trial. Really, it isn't. R Kelly has a caterpillar-shaped mole on his back, you see, and the man in the R Kelly sex tape doesn't have a caterp... oh wait, yes he does. Bum. However, just because R Kelly and the man in the sex tape appear to have similarly-shaped birthmarks on the same part of their backs, it doesn't make R Kelly guilty of anything. That's because, according to a defence analyst yesterday, there aren't any moles on the R Kelly sex tape at all - only artifacts. What's an artifact? God knows. Let's go!
It's obvious to everyone with any sense that it isn't R Kelly in the sex tape at the centre of his child pornography trial. Really, it isn't. R Kelly has a caterpillar-shaped mole on his back, you see, and the man in the R Kelly sex tape doesn't have a caterp... oh wait, yes he does. Bum. However, just because R Kelly and the man in the sex tape appear to have similarly-shaped birthmarks on the same part of their backs, it doesn't make R Kelly guilty of anything. That's because, according to a defence analyst yesterday, there aren't any moles on the R Kelly sex tape at all - only artifacts. What's an artifact? God knows. Let's go!
Angelina Jolie On Drugs! In The Past! Maybe! Video!
Do you enjoy watching pre-fame celebrities ramble on about endlessly about themselves in infuriatingly faux-deep ways? You do? Well then, you'll love the Angelina Jolie drug video. Filmed when she was just 23, the just-leaked Angelina Jolie drug video shows Angelina sitting in a drug den carping on about all kinds of permissive hippy nonsense for over seven painfully dull minutes while sitting next to a woman who's blithely smoking some heroin. You don't? Then you should probably watch the Angelina Jolie drug video anyway, because it has a man in it who keeps mumbling the phrase 'nipple clamps' over and over again in the mistaken belief that he's contributing to the conversation. Ah, nipple clamps. You can make everything funny.
Do you enjoy watching pre-fame celebrities ramble on about endlessly about themselves in infuriatingly faux-deep ways? You do? Well then, you'll love the Angelina Jolie drug video. Filmed when she was just 23, the just-leaked Angelina Jolie drug video shows Angelina sitting in a drug den carping on about all kinds of permissive hippy nonsense for over seven painfully dull minutes while sitting next to a woman who's blithely smoking some heroin. You don't? Then you should probably watch the Angelina Jolie drug video anyway, because it has a man in it who keeps mumbling the phrase 'nipple clamps' over and over again in the mistaken belief that he's contributing to the conversation. Ah, nipple clamps. You can make everything funny.
Amy Winehouse Not Charged For Her Big Crack Video
Amy Winehouse is like a bad news magnet at the moment - apparently it's a magnet that also seems to repel soap. However, Amy Winehouse has received a rare nugget of good news today - police have confirmed that Amy won't be charged for that video of her apparently smoking crack like it's going out of fashion. What fantastic news! Now that this crack video palaver is out of her hair, all Amy Winehouse has to do is sort out her crumbling marriage, her multimillion-pound divorce, her drug addiction, her self-harming tendencies, her skin disease and literally single other thing regarding her personal and professional life and she'll be almost completely back on track. Go Amy!
Amy Winehouse is like a bad news magnet at the moment - apparently it's a magnet that also seems to repel soap. However, Amy Winehouse has received a rare nugget of good news today - police have confirmed that Amy won't be charged for that video of her apparently smoking crack like it's going out of fashion. What fantastic news! Now that this crack video palaver is out of her hair, all Amy Winehouse has to do is sort out her crumbling marriage, her multimillion-pound divorce, her drug addiction, her self-harming tendencies, her skin disease and literally single other thing regarding her personal and professional life and she'll be almost completely back on track. Go Amy!
Amy Winehouse Arrested For That Crazy Crack Video
You might want to sit down for this - apparently Amy Winehouse has been known to occasionally take drugs. We know, we were shocked when we found out, too. But apparently it's true, because Amy Winehouse was last night arrested and bailed in connection with that secretly-filmed video of her appearing to smoke crack in her flat from earlier this year. There's a slim chance that Amy Winehouse could face jail after this arrest, which we'd actually be OK with. Hopefully her incarceration will be timed to coincide with the release of her husband Blake Fielder-Civil. That way Blake can start sleeping with a boy who looks like little Ben Mitchell from EastEnders while she's locked up, to see how she likes it. Revenge is sweet! And quite disturbing to think about!
You might want to sit down for this - apparently Amy Winehouse has been known to occasionally take drugs. We know, we were shocked when we found out, too. But apparently it's true, because Amy Winehouse was last night arrested and bailed in connection with that secretly-filmed video of her appearing to smoke crack in her flat from earlier this year. There's a slim chance that Amy Winehouse could face jail after this arrest, which we'd actually be OK with. Hopefully her incarceration will be timed to coincide with the release of her husband Blake Fielder-Civil. That way Blake can start sleeping with a boy who looks like little Ben Mitchell from EastEnders while she's locked up, to see how she likes it. Revenge is sweet! And quite disturbing to think about!
Awesome Or Off-Putting: The Exploding Whale of 1970 (With Video)
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Quick! Name three things that are better than an exploding whale! Can't think of anything? That's because - and we mean this literally - nothing is better than one of those big fat air-fish going boom. Imploding tigers would be better, but on this point science is still scratching their collective heads. Consider yourselves lucky - because we have whale-video of it right here!
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Quick! Name three things that are better than an exploding whale! Can't think of anything? That's because - and we mean this literally - nothing is better than one of those big fat air-fish going boom. Imploding tigers would be better, but on this point science is still scratching their collective heads. Consider yourselves lucky - because we have whale-video of it right here!
Here’s A Weirdo Telling You How To Win Knife Fights
Knife fights are the bane of our bloody lives. Perhaps it's because we joined that latino street gang, or perhaps it's because when we get together we all walk down the street clicking our fingers like ponces, but everyone keeps trying to stab us. But not any more. Now we've seen this instructional video on how ...
