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Awesome Or Off-Putting: The Exploding Whale of 1970 (With Video)

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.

Quick! Name three things that are better than an exploding whale!

Can’t think of anything? That’s because – and we mean this literally – nothing is better than one of those big fat air-fish going boom. Imploding tigers would be better, but on this point science is still scratching their collective heads.

Consider yourselves lucky – because we have whale-video of it right here!

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Here’s A Weirdo Telling You How To Win Knife Fights

by Stuart Heritage

Knife fights are the bane of our bloody lives. Perhaps it’s because we joined that latino street gang, or perhaps it’s because when we get together we all walk down the street clicking our fingers like ponces, but everyone keeps trying to stab us.

But not any more. Now we’ve seen this instructional video on how to win at street knife fights, we’re going to be unstoppable. And you can, too, if you watch it. We’re no experts, but we’d say that this is probably the best murder tutorial presented by a bearded,ponytailed man called Animal and his even more terrifyingly demented sidekick who probably doesn’t even have a name that we’ve ever seen.

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Disturbing Friday Fun: 40 Hours In An Elevator

by C J Davies

We’ve all been in boring situations.

Mathematics exams, for example. Or being subjected to a slideshow of holiday snaps. Or wading through the 746,983 comments along the lines of ‘OMG, OMG, why r u such haters, Pete Doherty is a legend, I luv u Pete !!!!!!!1111′ that hecklerspray receives every single day.

Nothing, though, matches the sheer soul-crippling nightmare you’re about to see. Footage has only just been released of a peculiar event in 1999, in which magazine writer Nicholas White popped out of his high-storey New York office for a cigarette. He took the elevator. It stopped. And he was stuck.

For forty hours.

Want to see that condensed into three minutes? Hell – we don’t care if you do or not. Here it is anyway.

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VIDEO: New Kids On The Block On Today, Together & Zimmer-Free

by Stuart Heritage

You’ve been waiting for this day for years – well, probably more ‘dreading’ than ‘waiting’ but let’s not split hairs – New Kids On The Block are officially back!

Not too long ago the reformed New Kids On The Block made their first public appearance on the Today show. And the shock of realising that they all still have fully-working sets of eyes and limbs, we heard New Kids On The Block tell the world that “Music brought us back.”

We presume that’d be Music O’Kneesmash. the famed Boston debt collection agent, then. Anyway, video of the New Kids On The Block Today appearance after the jump.

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VIDEO: Hillary Clinton Is Effing Obama

by Stuart Heritage

Remember when Sarah Silverman’s video I’m Fucking Matt Damon came out and it was funny?

Yeah, seems so long ago, doesn’t it. That was before I’m Fucking Seth Rogen came out and was less funny, and long before Jimmy Kimmel’s I’m Fucking Ben Affleck came out and was about as funny as exploding mumps. Now the trend’s been ridden so far into the dirt that people would generally rather watch a video of a kitten being stomped on than another I’m Fucking… parody. So, hey, here’s a video called I’m Fucking Obama.

Yes. We know. But, mercy of mercies, I’m Fucking Obama actually made us smile. Once. So watch it. But, please, nobody make any more. We’d hate to have to kill you.

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The Day Kiefer Sutherland Lost His Mind

by hecklerspray staff

Kiefer Sutherland, we used to think you were cool. We thought you were a good guy. We thought you knew right from wrong. Good from bad. But you have forsaken us, Kiefer.

And why we shall never know. But, we do know that we can never forgive you. We can never look at you in the same way. For you are to direct the musical poo poo that is The Feeling in their next video. Say it ain’t so, Keef. Say it ain’t so. This is disgusting. We want to puke up our innards and then eat them just so we can puke them up again.

“Frontman Dan Gillespie-Sells revealed to The Sun that the 24 star is a fan of theirs, and gets where the band “are coming from”. He added: “We make time for each other and whenever he comes to London we meet for a drink.”

He gets where they’re coming from? What? London? Even if he told us to come and fill his little world right up with nonsense it couldn’t be possible to make more non-sense.

Kiefer Sutherland, we used to think you were cool. We thought you were a good guy. We thought you knew right from wrong. Good from bad. But you have forsaken us, Kiefer. And why we shall never know. But, we do know that we can never forgive you. We can never look at you in the same way. For you are to direct the musical poo poo that is The Feeling in their next video. Say it ain’t so, Keef. Say it ain’t so. This is disgusting. We want to puke up our innards and then eat them just so we can puke them up again. “Frontman Dan Gillespie-Sells revealed to The Sun that the 24 star is a fan of theirs, and gets where the band "are coming from". He added: "We make time for each other and whenever he comes to London we meet for a drink." He gets where they’re coming from? What? London? Even if he told us to come and fill his little world right up with nonsense it couldn’t be possible to make more non-sense.
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Lindsay Lohan Wants A Kylie And Rihanna Musical Orgy!

by Paul Sorrenti

Lindsay Lohan has spoken of her plans to merge the musical styles of Kylie and Rihanna for her upcoming album, in a way that can tenuously be described as wanting an orgy.

Li-Lo – as only the coolest of kids are calling her – is determined to pursue her music career, according to The Daily Telegraph (of Australia). Talking about her upcoming album, she said:

I want it to be dance, I want it to be kind of Kylie Minogue meets Rihanna. I hope to tour with it and I hope to really promote it. I’ve already done three songs. I’m doing my third in New York, actually.

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Jack Nicholson Bangs On About His Creepy Hillary Clinton Video

by Stuart Heritage

Hillary Clinton is back in the race to become the Democratic presidential candidate, and it’s perfectly clear that Jack Nicholson deserves all the thanks.

Look at the evidence. Hillary Clinton is behind in the polls and then – bam! – Jack Nicholson makes an incomprehensible video where some of his nastiest screen characters sort of vaguely say lines of dialogue that might possibly be construed as endorsing her and she wins big in three important states.

And now, just to mop up all the praise that a befuddled-looking Father Jack-esque appearance on a woolly political YouTube video deserves, Jack Nicholson has given an interview all about how he’s the world’s bestest ever at politics and stuff.

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VIDEO: Jack Nicholson Endorses Sexy Hillary Clinton

by Stuart Heritage

This could be Hillary Clinton’s last week of trying to be the next American president, so now’s the time to bring out the big guns.

Well, alright – not the big guns exactly. But at least the elderly, debauched, paunchy guns have been wheeled out. And by that we plainly mean Jack Nicholson.

Ahead of this week’s vital Ohio and Texas primaries, Jack Nicholson has put together a campaign video of him in some of his most famous roles to drum up support for Hillary Clinton. And we’re sure Jack’s pro-Hillary message will get through to the two or three people who saw it and didn’t cack themselves at the sight of the drunk-looking, growling, dishevelled jowl-monster who pops up at the end like the obese ghost of your abusive grandfather.

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VIDEO: Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck Effing Each Other

by Stuart Heritage

Remember that video about Sarah Silverman having sex with Matt Damon and how you thought it was funny but sort of wished that nobody would dilute it by imitating it.

Well, consider it imitated. Imitated by Sarah Silverman’s boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel. You see, if Sarah Silverman is fucking Matt Damon, then in the new video Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck.

And the video is hilarious, really. Because, you know, Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck are both men, and if they’re both having sex with each other then that means they’re gay. And gay is funny these days, right? It’s OK to laugh at gay people, because it shows you understand them. But don’t let them touch you. Never let them actually touch you. Ugh.

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