Badvertising: Mr Sprigg’s Barbeque
R&B is sexier than any other musical genre. Think about it - you ain't gonna have much luck pulling the laydeez with your swept-haircut indie or your monocle-wearing classical or your no-one-really-likes-it-anyway jazz fusion. The most immediate way to make yourself attractive is to give yourself a smooth backing track ...
Myspace Trawl – Kunt And The Gang
As we probably used to mention ages ago when this feature was just a small child struggling to find its feet, we like to cover all sorts of music. Most of the time it will be quite accessible, but then we may crank it up a notch to leave you with a horrible taste in your mouth. You know, like when slurping down some two month old milk complete with that yummy lumpy flavouring.
After the last few weeks of giving you nice and pleasant stuff to download and share it’s about time to offer something that will hopefully make you laugh. Or if you’re Mary Whitehouse, send us verbal abuse for us to ignore.
Kunt And The Gang offer an alternative view of love songs. Well that’s what we think anyway. Whatever the case, they still amuse us.
Britney Spears Hooks up With Russell Brand. Oh, and an Elephant.
What better way for Britney Spears to take a huge step towards getting everything back on track than to hook up with Russell Brand? There are many, many better ways. Surely. Hooking up with that mad-haired berk isn't going to help her claw back the piles and piles of sanity the girl seems to have lost over the last couple of years.
Let's be totally honest - it's going to damage her more than she already is, and that's before she's even spoken to the man who dresses like a particularly stupid pirate.
But
hecklerspray didn't get in fast enough with our warnings, leaving poor old crazy
Britney Spears free to appear alongside
Russell Brand in some MTV promotional adverts for the upcoming Video Music Awards.
It still isn't confirmed if Britters herself will be in attendance at the awards as she hasn't got
permission off her dad yet, but hopefully the blow to her psyche that surely occurred when she met the TV and radio 'funny' man will have been too much, forcing her to stay at home on the night. The
other option doesn't even bear thinking about, frankly.
This Video Will Make You Laugh, Then Feel Guilty, Then A Bit Disturbed
On shows like You've Been Framed, the hosts always go out of their way to point out that nobody got injured during any of the pratfalls.
Here, though, we wouldn't be so sure - it's a video of some kids taking a run-up and booting a concrete football as hard as they can. Again and again and again. If you
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Sticky Tape Makes Cats Walk Funny: Official
Hey, cat owners! Tired of your pet basically ignoring you and dragging half-dead frogs into your house all the time? Well, why not cover them in sticky tape as a sort of freakish revenge ploy!
That seems to be the gist of this clip, anyway - it looks as if you can really bugger up a cat's ability to walk
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