South Park’s Top 24 Cartman Moments Here at Hecklerspray, we have often been described as negative and cynical. Now, that just hurts us. So to prove we actually can be positive about things, we have decided to dedicate a list to one TV show we truly love, South Park. And, in particular, its greatest creation, Eric Cartman. In fact, we love South Park so much, we treasure it above KFC, Xbox and our own mothers.  Really! More than KFC. It's that good.