Elton John: “Hey America, Vote For Hillary Clinton Or Go To Hell!” The great thing about the US general election is that everyone has an opinion - it doesn't matter how fat, bald, gay, shortsighted, badly-dressed, gap-toothed or non-American they are. Elton John is all of these things, so his say is much louder than someone who is only one or two of those things. And Elton John, he say "Hillary Clinton." Elton John has played his New York fundraiser concert for Hillary Clinton, and raised about $2.5 million for her campaign in the process. And then he opened his mouth and said that everyone who didn't vote for Hillary Clinton can go to hell. Which, yes, technically does include Elton John, but he was already going to hell anyway so it doesn't matter. You can't write a song like I Am Your Robot and expect to get away with it.

Elton John Loves Hillary Clinton Something Mental

If you thought that the US general election only appealed Americans, think again - British tubby gay bald gap-toothed piano players with vision problems are also mad into it.

And since the only British tubby gay bald gap-toothed piano player with vision problem in existence is Elton John, we must mean him. Elton John is throwing down on the side of Hillary Clinton, and is holding a fundraising concert in New York next month to prove it.

No doubt Elton John's concert will raise a lot of money for Hillary Clinton - it'll basically be the same as his Las Vegas show, but with all the glamour and sex replaced with hectoring speeches about immigration reform. Good old Elton, always giving the people what they want.