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Human Centipede 2 Takes An Amazing ?942 At Box Office

November 8th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Ever woke up in the morning and thought to yourself “Hey! You know what I’d like to see today? A fat Northerner stapling someone’s mouth to an anus while jerking himself off with sandpaper!” Have you?

Then chances are, you’re Tom Six, the director of The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence), and barely anyone else.

See, the film has taken a hilarious ?942 at the box office after opening in the UK last weekend. Basically, no-one wants to see it AND pay for it. We suspect that it has been streamed and downloaded online (uncut) more times than anyone settling down in a cheese smelling cinema has.

Sneak Preview Of The Human Centipede 2 (Free Poster Inside!)

October 7th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

It’s time for the release of Human Centipede 2! Hurray! How we love a romantic comedy about a crazy copycat torturer and self-pleasuring yourself with stuff purloined from the tool box while being shouted at by your mum!

Is Hugh Grant in it?

Anyway, as the film is getting shown (States only thus far, but Limey won’t have long to wait, don’t fret) and such, so we thought we’d give you some teasers in the shape of some stills from the film (they’re very pleasant) and the promotional poster (tastefully minging) for you to gawp at. Ready?

The Human Centipede 2 Gets A Classification – Now A RomCom

October 6th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Hey divs! Great news! The romantic comedy, The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence, has been given a British Board of Film Classification today! How amazing is that? That means… well… you’ll illegally download it anyway as you’ll want to see all the nasty (funny) bits they hacked out.

Tom Six?s film – which to be perfectly honest, looks hilarious. A horror film set in the North of England with lousy acting? SIGN US UP! – has been given an 18 certificate, which means it can now be legally sold in the UK.

Of course, the BBFC had previously rejected the film, stating: “it is the Board?s conclusion that the explicit presentation of the central character?s obsessive sexually violent fantasies is in breach of its Classification Guidelines and poses a real, as opposed to a fanciful, risk that harm is likely to be caused to potential viewers.? The BBFC also considered that The Human Centipede 2 may have even been in breach of the Obscene Publications Act or similar legislation.”

Yeah, right.

The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) Trailer Shows Yorkshiremen For The Depraved Maniacs They Really Are

September 29th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

How disappointing was The Human Centipede? Very, that’s what. It wasn’t even funny bad. It was just a marvellously disgusting idea executed badly. It was a veritable snoozefest that was watched by a million people illegally online just to see what the fuss was about.

At least Child’s Play managed to create some real life murderers.

And that’s the schtick for The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence). And you can see the trailer for it over the jump. Again, it looks like it’ll make you puke, but we’ll reserve judgement ’til we’ve actually sat down and watched it.