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Courteney Cox Nude – She’s the Hottest Friend We Know! (75 PICS)

We all loved the blue-eyed cutie in Bruce Springsteen’s Dancing in the Dark video. Monica Geller is a household name. There would be no Scream movies without her.

And she’s even come clean about her “regrets” regarding the surgeries with which the press has had a field day.

Did you know Courteney identified Chandler as the “Friend” she would likely hook up with, exactly one year before it happened on the show? Her nickname is CeCe and she’s the onlyFriends cast member without and Emmy nomination. She was also the first person to use the term “period” on TV (in a Tampax commercial).

8 TV Deaths That Totally Made Your Hay Fever Flare Up

November 28th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Everyone knows that a TV show doesn’t truly become your favourite until it’s reached out of the television, ripped your heart out through your tear ducts, and chowed down on it with some fava beans and a nice chianti.?

Dig out the man-size Kleenex and a pint of full-fat cookie dough ice cream, because if you’re not a sobbing mess by the end of this list then you just might be a heartless shell, completely devoid of feeling. That, or a character in Game Of Thrones. In which case, welcome to the 21st Century and thank you for being able to stop feeling up your sister long enough to read this.

Imagine, If You Will, Courteney Cox Getting Off With Someone

February 9th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Remember David Arquette running off with a young cocktail waitress, leaving?Courteney Cox all sinewy and single? It was horrible wasn’t it? Mainly because we had to think about David Arquette grunting over a young woman.

And now, we’re going to have to think about Courteney Cox writhing around and sweating as she’s back in the game. Kinda.

She’s?admitted that make-out sessions with men make her nervous. Talking to Howard Stern (who else?), she explained she’s been abstinent since separating from Arquette and his weird child face with a beard stuck-on.

No Scrubs! Cougar Town Gets Some Fresh Meat!

September 13th, 2011 By Kris Silver

Calling all you single ladies! Have you starred in a successful sitcom in the last 20 years that’s completely overshadowed the rest of your career?

Then good news!

You can follow in the footsteps of Sarah Chalke and resign yourself to the fact that you’ll never amount to anything more than a 1 dimensional stereotype that never managed to get top billing and decide to see out the rest of your days rubbing your thighs and being all sassy on, what is fast becoming television’s equivalent of a hospice, Cougar Town.

Plane Wrong! 3 Reasons To Throw Billie Joe Armstrong Off A Flight

September 6th, 2011 By Michael Park

At hecklerspray, we like to take real celebrity news and mangle it until it barely resembles the original source material and then watch on and laugh as people take our word as gospel. Sometimes though, there are so many possible corruptions of a story that we’re forced to decide on just one. The others that are rejected instantly go into a state of depressive rage and begin to tear away at the backs of our minds until we eventually self-harm.

In an effort to stop that happening, this story contains 3 mini stories. Think of it as your favourite sitcom doing a clip show because they’ve run out of ideas or, if you will, the last two seasons of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. This is slightly different of course, we have too many ideas.

The Inbetweeners Movie Breaks Box-Office Records, Despite Being Desperately Unfunny

August 5th, 2012 By Matthew Laidlow

When E4 had eventually grown tired of showing endless repeats of Friends and Scrubs, the channel eventually spat out its own unique programming, aimed at the sort of person that hecklerspray writers aren't; the young, the cool, the hip and the trendy. Arseholes, basically.

On one end of the spectrum, there was Skins, a programme which captured everyone’s dream college lifestyle, in a show which frequently used drugs, booze and sex, but portrayed them in the most extreme way to great effect.

Skins was escapism for most whilst The Inbetweeners offered a firmer dose of reality, especially for hormonal teenage boys. These are the sort of people who couldn't quite make that move from fingering a girl to using an empty packet of Space Raiders as a makeshift condom when that first awkward sexual experience arrived.

Chandler From Friends Goes To Rehab After Realising How Pointless He’s Become

May 13th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Remember Matthew Perry? Y’know? Chandler from Friends? If you do, you’ll remember he went as thin as a heroin-addict’s dog for a while, before ballooning to the size of a shed full of butter, before going thin again and walking off the edge of the Earth, never to be seen again.

Well, Chandler is back to tell us something!

That’s right! He is here to announce that he’s been looking at himself in the mirror, horrified with what he’s seen and been drinking or gobbling handfuls of pills or something to deal with the wreck he is. And so, without anyone actually caring thus far, he’s announced he’s off to rehab to ‘focus on his sobriety.’

Jennifer Aniston To Get Breasts Out And Have A Lesbian Threesome For You To Have A Good Perv Over

August 27th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Apart from some really woeful photoshop jobs and some rubbish paparazzi shots, Jennifer Aniston has only ever given us sideboob and taken her shirt off with her back to us. Of course, that’s not to say she hasn’t flaunted her chest in the past. She seemingly spent three whole series of Friends with erect nipples and no bra on, leaving hallow faced onanists to squint their eyes up nightly.

Well, wonder no more. Apart from taking her top off to promote her new perfume, she’ll be getting them out for a new film of hers, if rumours are to be believed.

Aniston, who unbelievably, is 41-years-old, will derobe for the first time in her celluloid career as part of the Judd Apatow-produced comedy Wanderlust.

Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox Cling Desperately To Each Other For Some Attention

August 24th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Remember Friends? Every inhabitant of Earth gathered in Times Square to watch the last episode and openly wept when one of them did that thing that meant a lot to their character or whatever it was. Then Joey probably did a bad impression of the Fonz and they all laughed their shoulders up and down like the closing moments of a M.A.S.K. cartoon.

Then, all the careers of the Friends crew almost evaporated overnight. Anyone seen Matthew Perry recently? That woman who played Phoebe? Anyone? Is she selling contraband rolling tobacco out of the back of a Nissan Micra?

Now we’ve got Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox. They’ve fared a little better over the years but haven’t ever hit the heights of when they were regularly on TV. Aniston is the only one who stayed in the public eye, mainly thanks to being referred to as That Woman Who Keeps Stabbing Photos Of Angelina Jolie.

In a bid to remind themselves of the glory years, Aniston and Friends co-star Courtney Cox Arquette plan to work together Cox Arquette?s show Cougar Town.

Heidi Montag To Add Another Broken String to Her Bow

March 18th, 2010 By Steve Charnock

Jennifer Aniston used to get paid $1,000,000 for every episode of Friends she flipped her hair and whored about in.

Adam Sandler has appeared in some of the highest-grossing film comedies ever and won acting plaudits for more serious roles in movies like Punch-Drunk Love and Funny People.

Nicole Kidman has a Best Actress Oscar.

AND NOW THEY?RE ALL APPEARING IN A FILM WITH HEIDI MONTAG!