Articles tagged with: Friday The 13th
Top 26 Slasher Movies
You would think the movie-going public had something against horny teenage girls. Why else would slasher movies – which basically revel in killing them off – be so popular? We just can't get enough of them. Mind you, it's not only the cheerleader types that usually end up in body bags. There's the jocks, of course. Then the nerds. Leaving the weird loner types to usually save the day. We are sure this has some kind of social significance and insight into Western culture, but we are a snarky entertainment site, for God's sake. We are not here to educate.
You would think the movie-going public had something against horny teenage girls. Why else would slasher movies – which basically revel in killing them off – be so popular? We just can't get enough of them. Mind you, it's not only the cheerleader types that usually end up in body bags. There's the jocks, of course. Then the nerds. Leaving the weird loner types to usually save the day. We are sure this has some kind of social significance and insight into Western culture, but we are a snarky entertainment site, for God's sake. We are not here to educate.
Friday The 13th Tops Weekend Box Office In A Stupid Mask
Friday the 13th is usually considered to be a cursed day thanks to superstition, but Friday the 13th 2009 really was genuinely cursed. No, honestly it was. This is because a) during Friday the 13th 2009, we got turned away from a restaurant because we hadn't made a reservation, and b) a godawful movie remake of Friday The 13th came out. Cursed, we tell you. Worse, the Friday The 13th remake has managed to top the US weekend box office chart. So in about 2018 the godawful remake of Friday The 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan will top the weekend box office too. Joy.
Friday the 13th is usually considered to be a cursed day thanks to superstition, but Friday the 13th 2009 really was genuinely cursed. No, honestly it was. This is because a) during Friday the 13th 2009, we got turned away from a restaurant because we hadn't made a reservation, and b) a godawful movie remake of Friday The 13th came out. Cursed, we tell you. Worse, the Friday The 13th remake has managed to top the US weekend box office chart. So in about 2018 the godawful remake of Friday The 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan will top the weekend box office too. Joy.
Look! New Friday The 13th Teaser Poster! Oooh!
Looking forward to the new Friday The 13th movie? No? Have all the pointless sequels to Friday The 13th, like Friday The 13th Part 2, Part 3, The Final Chapter, A New Beginning, The New Blood, Jason Takes Manhattan, Jason Lives, Jason Goes To Hell, Jason X and Freddy Vs Jason destroyed all the enthusiasm you ever had for the movies in the first place? Yes? Does the idea of a new ...
Looking forward to the new Friday The 13th movie? No? Have all the pointless sequels to Friday The 13th, like Friday The 13th Part 2, Part 3, The Final Chapter, A New Beginning, The New Blood, Jason Takes Manhattan, Jason Lives, Jason Goes To Hell, Jason X and Freddy Vs Jason destroyed all the enthusiasm you ever had for the movies in the first place? Yes? Does the idea of a new ...
