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Will Smith Is An Egomaniac Anti-Christ Don’t You Know?

December 28th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Think about Will Smith in your piddling mind. Go on. Try. What are you thinking? That he seems like an inoffensively nice bloke. The kind of chap you could take home to mama and everything would be AOK?

WRONG! JESUS CHRIST, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? THE MAN IS CLEARLY A MONSTER!

How so? Well, you may have seen recently, that the cast of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air go back together for a nice reunion. One person wasn’t there. That person is Janet Hubert and she wants you all to know the truth about Will Smith and what a massive jerk he is. Honest. He’s nearly as bad as Lucifer himself. No, it’s nothing to do with his pop-rap career which blossomed with a WIKKIWILDWILDWEST.

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Flogging The Dead Horse Of Bel-Air (Will Smith To Remake Fresh Prince?)

June 16th, 2011 By Kris Silver

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air was the platform that launched Will Smith?s career and introduced an entire generation to the high-top fade and the fashion miracle that is a blazer that's been turned inside out.

The show ended 15 years ago (and has subsequently been repeated more times than Friends) but one of the shows former stars, Tatyana Ali, who played Will?s cousin Ashley Banks, has confirmed that the original cast are in talks about doing a reunion.

We can't help but wonder which Aunt Viv they?ll bring back though.

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Will Smith Fails For Once In His Life (At The ‘Not Earning A Lot Of Money’ Game)

March 24th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

Will Smith with a costume possibly made out of moneyYou have to sympathise with Will Smith – the man has had a rough time recently, having to deal with a constant barrage of claims that he’s an evil Scientologist from the planet Zod, or wherever it is they come from.

Yes, the Fresh Prince has taken most of his time in-between promoting Hancock defending himself from rabid media types hurling these accusations at him.

We at hecklerspray feel very sorry for Will, so we’re starting a ‘Help Will Smith Fund’ where we will collect aluminium cans and sell them at local scrap yards to raise funds to help young Willy defend himself…

What’s that? He earned how much?! Oh. Well sod him then.

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