SLACKERJACK – Charles Barkley: Shut Up And Jam Gaiden
There is absolutely no point in writing anything about this game when there is such an incredible synopsis available. So here it is:
The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a ...
SLACKERJACK – Throw Paper
This reminds us of an episode of The Simpsons. Marge is trying to the kids to do the gardening, but they refuse on the grounds it's boring - later in the same episode Bart gets really excited when he sees a videogame called 'Virtual Gardener' or something along those lines, and rushes to play.
Great joke, of course. And ...
Myspace Trawl – Death By Panda
We like it immensely when stuff is made simpler for us. Not because we’re lazy sods whose biggest daily challenge is picking up the remote off the floor, but because we like having things made easier for us. Wouldn’t it be ace if there were a device that did things when you thought it? Don’t want to get up and microwave last nights rotting curry? Then brainpower will solve that problem! Granted this would never happen and even if it did, it would probably be exploited for strange people to cook ants. But we can dream...
Amazingly there is a point to the above dream. We hate it when we have to go out and buy an album, as we have to trek through the crowds and get pushed around by old people who deserve respect for fighting in wars and other boring things.
The kids of today also demand respect. Not for any particular reason apart from the fact you’ll end up being stabbed and be left one kidney short.
Money is sometimes is an issue. We don’t always have the funds to spend on records and downloading soulless MP3s with no artwork is crap. So isn’t it great to know that
Death By Panda has his entire discography on the internet, for free, complete with pretty images?
SLACKERJACK – MSOIDS
Take an old idea and make it seem new - it's a Hollywood technique that applies just as much to the games industry. But then, this is a free game that you can play online with little to no commitment, so these criticisms really don't apply. It's just that was a reasonable way to open this article, and
MSOIDS almost does ...
Download A New Mogwai Track Now!
Hooray! Mogwai are back and they've brought their unique style of uplifting guitar music back with them.
The post rock outfit are one of the best in the genre, after Godspeed You! Black Emperor pretty much created the genre and Explosions In The Sky and Sigur Ros brought it to the masses.
People sometimes
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SLACKERJACK – Battle for Wesnoth
Keeping with our new-found tradition (one day and counting!) of avoiding throwaway online flash games, here we present you with yet another decent-sized download for your gaming enjoyment. Battle for Wesnoth is a totally free, open source (meaning you can get the code for it and modify it yourself, if you have the time, patience and know-how. In other words: you can't) and feels very professionally made, even with its freebie status. Certainly something of a rarity in the world of gratis games.
Nick Bollea Is Free! Free! (Not Free)
They say you should always be careful what you wish for, especially if you wish to share a prison cell with three twitching teenage criminals. As luck would have it, that's exactly what
Hulk Hogan's son
Nick Bollea has been wishing for in public all week. He's been desperate to get out of the solitary confinement cell that he's been kept in since he went to prison almost a month ago.
And now, even though a judge ignored his pleas earlier in the week, Nick Bollea has been moved into a communal cell, where he'll get to experience all the heady delights that prison has to offer when you're a 17-year-old boy doing time for crashing a wildly expensive supercar and your resentful cellmates have had to give up some of their precious personal space just so they can accommodate a spoilt little rich boy.
You! Have A Free Sigur Ros Song
Like the title suggests, yet another high profile band is giving its music away for free. Not because it's shit or anything, but purely down to the fact everyone else is doing so.
Sigur Ros creates some of the most amazing music known to
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