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Francois-Henri Pinault

Incredibly Wealthy Linda Evangelista’s Billionaire Baby Daddy Isn’t Paying Child Support

by Mof Gimmers on August 3, 2011 0 Comments

Remember supermodel Linda Evangelista who wouldn’t get out of bed for less than $10,000? Well she’s having a really rough time at the moment because she’s got a child… and we all know what a drain on the bank account they are, don’t we?

See, Linda had a baby and she didn’t manage to make her relationship work with the billionaire baby daddy.

What with François-Henri Pinault being a billionaire, he’s quite good with money, but he’s not been paying a dime to poor, impoverished Linda Evangelista who is in such a bad way that she’s actually started taking notice of the sales they have in the Asda George racks. What an outrageous deadbeat this Pinault bloke is!

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Salma Hayek Marries A Billionaire For Some Reason

by Stuart Heritage on February 16, 2009 1 Comment

These days, there are two ways to get at Salma Hayek’s boobies – one is by being a malnourished African baby.

And the other is by being a billionaire. Chances are you’re neither, so you’ll have to make do without. But French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault won’t, because he apparently got married to Salma Hayek on Valentine’s Day in Paris.

Why did Salma Hayek marry Francois-Henri Pinault? Was it to see if even Salma Hayek’s husband will get bored of looking at the same pair of breasts day after day, or was it because HE’S A BLOODY BILLIONAIRE? Oh, let’s just say both.

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