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Courtney Love: Soon To Be Massively Homeless And Other Laughs

December 15th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Imagine being Courtney Love for a second. Imagine, if you can, what it must be like to be that mental. Try and picture the look on people’s faces are you haul your bizarre face around the streets of the world. Just think, how brilliant it must be to be so deluded that you carry all this off thinking you’re brilliant!

All this, despite the fact you’ve never made a decent record in your life, got your child taken off you for being an outrageous smack-head, fallen out with your deceased husband’s friends (who you were accused of killing in a film) and now, being ignored by your own daughter.

AND NOW SHE MIGHT BE HOMELESS! That’s right, our Courtney – as we previously reported – was involved in a fire at her New York City apartment. Trouble is now knocking on her charred door.

Courtney Love In Bizarre Nirvana Rant And Massive Homophobia, Which Is Splendid

November 23rd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Courtney Love’s mother-in-law doesn’t have a front door. She has black mold. Her sister-in-law is homeless. Meanwhile, Dave Grohl bought an Aston Martin last week. It’s an awful state of affairs isn’t it?

Of course, some of you may be wondering where this has come from. Well, these ‘facts’ have come from the oddly shaped mouth of Courtney herself who wants to point out what a dreadful rotter Dave Grohl is and how hard done to Courtney’s family are.

One question: Why doesn’t Courtney Love who, by her own admission earns ‘tons of money’, buy her mother-in-law a front door and put her sister up in one of her large houses? Either way, there’s some videos over the jump which show Courtney and her Hole fans enjoying some nice homophobia.

You Will Never Have Sex With Kurt Cobain’s Daughter, So Just Get Over It

October 28th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

If you’re a Nirvana fan, chances are you’re so young it’s actually sickening. You were barely alive when he redecorated his garage with his brains and therefore, you’ve martyred him to the point he can do no wrong.

You’ve probably got into Riot Grrrl too, despite the fact it was a scene that lasted all of about 30 seconds and was filled with some gaspingly average rock bands. WITH A MANDATE THOUGH.

And so, because you’ll never get close to a scene that has long died, you’ve invariably harboured some stupid fantasy about getting with Frances Bean Cobain. Courtney Love looks like too much work and it isn’t exactly cool hipster points to like Dave Grohl because he’s enjoying being a stadium rock star. Sadly for you jerks, you’ll never get to have sex with Frances Bean, thanks to some rumours that are floating around.

Courtney Love Talks To Everyone About How Frances Bean Hates Her… Apart From Her Daughter, Obviously

October 6th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Courtney Love is loving the fact that it’s 20 years since Nevermind got released. Why? It reminds her of the time when she could score bad drugs without worrying about cash and, of course, she gets to play victim over her husband’s unseemly suicide all over again.

And to celebrate the pain, Courtney has given a big ol’ interview with Vanity Fair, which is just great.

Of course, she talks about her relationship with Kurt Cobain (what about the other guys? Dave Grohl ain’t exactly a fan is he?) and all that junk… but more importantly, she talks about the fact that her relationship with her very much alive daughter – Frances Bean – isn’t exactly great. Wonder why?

Courtney Love Slags Off Her Daughter On Facebook

December 17th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Chris Brown might have stolen most of the ‘being a gigantic twonk on a social network’ limelight lately.

But he’s no pro. He’s no Courtney Love. All Chris Brown did was throw a sweary little tantrum about his silly record and then delete his Twitter account out of shame. Courtney Love, though – she knows that, if you’re going to make an unstoppable arse out of yourself on the internet, you may as well commit.

Which is why Courtney Love has been using Facebook to slag off the daughter who she just lost legal control of. Her own daughter. Watch and learn, Chris Brown. Watch and learn.

Courtney Love’s Daughter Legally Not A Fan Of Courtney Love

December 15th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

We’re not saying Frances Bean Cobain is slow, but she’s taken 17 full years to do something most people would in a second.

She’s ditched Courtney Love. And she means it too – yesterday Courtney Love lost legal control of Frances Bean in a Los Angeles court; with legal, medical and financial authority being handed over to Kurt Cobain‘s mother and younger sister.

Nobody knows the exact reason for this sudden turn of events, but it’s important to remember that Courtney Love has apparently been clean for several years. This ruling doesn’t mean that she’s an unfit mother. It could just be that she’s a bit on an unbearable twat. Who knows?

Courtney Love Plays Mad-Eyed Cupid For Robert Pattinson

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Robert Pattinson, as the whole world already knows, is the dreamiest plank of balsa wood on the planet.

But this dreaminess comes at a cost. Everywhere Robert Pattinson turns, he’s confronted by a wall of screaming, knicker-wetting teenage girls in too much eyeliner who appear to think he’s a cross between Jesus and The Beatles, rather than the personality-free stupid-haired toff that he actually is.

Or, worse still, Robert Pattinson has to put up with mothers constantly trying to set him up with their daughters. Slightly deranged-looking mothers. Who look like they probably smell a bit. Courtney Love, basically.