Some might think the hardest part about being Keanu Reeves is hair management. Those who think this are right.
Others think the hardest part about being him is that he’s so fertile he can’t help but impregnate everything he touches – including houses, plants and that sticky brown stuff in the bottom of your fridge. With that in mind it becomes slightly easier to believe a woman who claims Keanu fathered all four of her children from deep inside a late night TV showing of the original Speed movie.
That’s not an exact quote, mind you, but it’s in the ballpark.
