Articles tagged with: four and a half years
Anne Hathaway’s Naughty Ex Put Away Until Spring 2013
If any of you happen to be offered a suspiciously cheap piece of Catholic property by a man with a funny accent, don't hesitate to buy it. Seriously, buy it. It's definitely legit. The only funny-accented man to ever defraud strangers with dodgy property deals spuriously linked to the Catholic church - Anne Hathaway's ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri - has just been thrown in jail for four and a half years. This is wonderful news for two reasons. Not only is Raffaello Follieri being punished for his crimes, but we all know that nature hates a vacuum. All we need to do is buy a phony bishop outfit, adopt a ludicrous continental European accent and con some idiots out of millions of dollars and we're almost completely certain that we'll have Anne Hathaway licking the side of our face by Halloween.
If any of you happen to be offered a suspiciously cheap piece of Catholic property by a man with a funny accent, don't hesitate to buy it. Seriously, buy it. It's definitely legit. The only funny-accented man to ever defraud strangers with dodgy property deals spuriously linked to the Catholic church - Anne Hathaway's ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri - has just been thrown in jail for four and a half years. This is wonderful news for two reasons. Not only is Raffaello Follieri being punished for his crimes, but we all know that nature hates a vacuum. All we need to do is buy a phony bishop outfit, adopt a ludicrous continental European accent and con some idiots out of millions of dollars and we're almost completely certain that we'll have Anne Hathaway licking the side of our face by Halloween.
