The whole world, whether it's ready to admit it or not, wants to be part of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's family so much it hurts.

And here's the best part - given that Angelia Jolie now adopts children faster than the global birthrate, eventually we'll all be absorbed into the Jolie-Pitt rainbow army. True, Angelina will force us all to change our names to something like Kakapow Flubnub to fit in with the others, but it'll be worth it.

Until that day, though, we'll just have to watch Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's last adopted son Pax Thien with quiet admiration, because he's just formally become a Jolie-Pitt. He's our tiny Vietnamese hero.