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OJ Simpson Trial: Hooray! More Heart Attacks!
There's only one thing keeping us interested in the OJ Simpson trial, you know - and that's good old fashioned acute myocardial infarction. Just a few days after one witness in the OJ Simpson trial called a halt to proceedings because he was too busy clutching his chest and gasping for air, another witness has decided to blame everything on his dodgy heart, too. OJ Simpson's co-defendant Charles Ehrlich says that he can't really remember the Las Vegas hotel room raid in much detail because he's had a couple of heart attacks and they've made him all forgetful. Whoever came up with this heart attack idea is a genius, because now we don't know what the hell's going on at all. Except for one thing - if OJ Simpson really wants to be found innocent, he should be sure to slowly cough his own heart up and out into his hands if he ever has to testify. It's probably the only way.
There's only one thing keeping us interested in the OJ Simpson trial, you know - and that's good old fashioned acute myocardial infarction. Just a few days after one witness in the OJ Simpson trial called a halt to proceedings because he was too busy clutching his chest and gasping for air, another witness has decided to blame everything on his dodgy heart, too. OJ Simpson's co-defendant Charles Ehrlich says that he can't really remember the Las Vegas hotel room raid in much detail because he's had a couple of heart attacks and they've made him all forgetful. Whoever came up with this heart attack idea is a genius, because now we don't know what the hell's going on at all. Except for one thing - if OJ Simpson really wants to be found innocent, he should be sure to slowly cough his own heart up and out into his hands if he ever has to testify. It's probably the only way.
