Articles tagged with: Foreclosure
Ed McMahon’s House Way Too Expensive For Ed McMahon’s Wallet
When we were in sixth grade we got to school one day, and three periods in when it was our turn to give the in-depth presentation that we’d worked on for over a week – it wasn’t in our bag. We turned our desk inside-out that day – but to no avail. We were crying at the window as our teacher wrote a big red F next to our name in his spiral grade-book, that’s when we saw it – Ed McMahon sprinting across the playground with our missing assignment in hand. He was more dragging it, actually. After all the thing was over 20 feet long. We’d invented the Publisher’s Clearing House giant check printer. We would have gladly shared it with the world for free – but McMahon wouldn’t allow it. He patented the blue prints and made millions. It doesn’t matter now though because it wasn’t enough – his house is going into foreclosure. That’s karma, Ed. You are just like China.
When we were in sixth grade we got to school one day, and three periods in when it was our turn to give the in-depth presentation that we’d worked on for over a week – it wasn’t in our bag. We turned our desk inside-out that day – but to no avail. We were crying at the window as our teacher wrote a big red F next to our name in his spiral grade-book, that’s when we saw it – Ed McMahon sprinting across the playground with our missing assignment in hand. He was more dragging it, actually. After all the thing was over 20 feet long. We’d invented the Publisher’s Clearing House giant check printer. We would have gladly shared it with the world for free – but McMahon wouldn’t allow it. He patented the blue prints and made millions. It doesn’t matter now though because it wasn’t enough – his house is going into foreclosure. That’s karma, Ed. You are just like China.
Michael Jackson Saves His Nightmarish Dilapidated Ranch
Think of Michael Jackson and the first thing that springs to mind is the Neverland ranch. Alright, that's a lie - the Neverland ranch is probably near the bottom of the list, coming some way after his ghoulish facial surgery, the seemingly bizarre treatment of his children, his child molestation court case, the porn, the Jesus juice and that monkey he used to own - but it doesn't matter. Michael Jackson has finally fought off foreclosure on Neverland, so it's his forever. Alright, that's also a lie - by 'his' we mean it's technically the property of the investment company who bought the loan that Michael Jackson took out to save Neverland, and by 'forever' we mean for about a fortnight until Michael Jackson gets behind on his repayments again - but that doesn't really matter either. Probably.
Think of Michael Jackson and the first thing that springs to mind is the Neverland ranch. Alright, that's a lie - the Neverland ranch is probably near the bottom of the list, coming some way after his ghoulish facial surgery, the seemingly bizarre treatment of his children, his child molestation court case, the porn, the Jesus juice and that monkey he used to own - but it doesn't matter. Michael Jackson has finally fought off foreclosure on Neverland, so it's his forever. Alright, that's also a lie - by 'his' we mean it's technically the property of the investment company who bought the loan that Michael Jackson took out to save Neverland, and by 'forever' we mean for about a fortnight until Michael Jackson gets behind on his repayments again - but that doesn't really matter either. Probably.
