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Britney Spears To Explain Exactly Why She Went So Loopy
Everything is in place for the Big Britney Spears Comeback - she has a new song, a new video and she's learnt how to wear clothes properly and not cry again. There's just one thing missing - the grovelling atonement for all of her wrongs. But, wait, because that's coming too - Britney Spears has announced a 90-minute MTV documentary all about her personal upsets, to be called something like but not necessarily Britney Spears: Yeah, Sorry About Shaving My Hair Off And Screaming About How I'm The Devil And Stuff. It's hoped that the documentary will be Britney Spears' way of describing all the terrible mental anguish she's been through in past through years, so that hopefully everyone can understand her side and put it behind them. Well, not all of Britney Spears' mental anguish, obviously - it's only a 90-minute documentary and she'll probably want to spend more than a fifth of a nanosecond describing each of her individual character flaws.
Everything is in place for the Big Britney Spears Comeback - she has a new song, a new video and she's learnt how to wear clothes properly and not cry again. There's just one thing missing - the grovelling atonement for all of her wrongs. But, wait, because that's coming too - Britney Spears has announced a 90-minute MTV documentary all about her personal upsets, to be called something like but not necessarily Britney Spears: Yeah, Sorry About Shaving My Hair Off And Screaming About How I'm The Devil And Stuff. It's hoped that the documentary will be Britney Spears' way of describing all the terrible mental anguish she's been through in past through years, so that hopefully everyone can understand her side and put it behind them. Well, not all of Britney Spears' mental anguish, obviously - it's only a 90-minute documentary and she'll probably want to spend more than a fifth of a nanosecond describing each of her individual character flaws.
