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It is a truth passed down from generation to generation amongst Hollywood’s glittering elite. There’s no reason to make something if you can remake something. Hollywood film executives are willing to remake or reboot any film or franchise in the pursuit of artistic fulfilment*.

From tat like The Day The Earth Stood Still to horror classics like Dracula, it’s nigh-on impossible to escape the pervasive influence of the Hollywood remake in modern cinema. Hollywood is even willing to remake remakes and reboot reboots. One need only look at the treatment of The Incredible Hulk & Spiderman to see that Hollywood’s pursuit of film-making perfection** is a rolling juggernaut of epic proportions.

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2010, 2010 crap, Lost, Ringo Starr, Jamie Foxx, Footloose, FlashForwardIt’s 2010! The start of a brand new year, a time when everything ahead of you is ripe with possibility. How wonderful.

Except it won’t be. We hate to break this to you, but 2010 is going to be crap. Just like 2009 was crap, just like 2008 was crap, just like every stinking year since the stupid year that you weren’t asked to be born was crap.

Why are we so certain that 2010 will be a great big stinking turd of galactic proportions? Glad you asked – we’ve assembled the ten most dreadful, unavoidable handfuls of crap that’ll be flung at you before the year is out. Don’t say we didn’t warn you…
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