Articles tagged with: Food Abuse
Oprah Winfrey Blames Her Fat Belly On Something Called ‘Food’
The first week on January is traditionally the week of going to the gym twice and hoping it'll offset 12 months of compulsive doughnut abuse. But not if you're Oprah Winfrey. Oprah Winfrey knows that she's turned into a lardy old gutbucket lately, and she's determined to get slim again. And Oprah Winfrey plans to do this by not abusing food any more. And by 'abusing' food, Oprah means 'keeping it in her cupboard for any longer than she has to before stuffing it into her gob and rolling around the floor snorting like an animal'. We can't see it working, to be honest.
The first week on January is traditionally the week of going to the gym twice and hoping it'll offset 12 months of compulsive doughnut abuse. But not if you're Oprah Winfrey. Oprah Winfrey knows that she's turned into a lardy old gutbucket lately, and she's determined to get slim again. And Oprah Winfrey plans to do this by not abusing food any more. And by 'abusing' food, Oprah means 'keeping it in her cupboard for any longer than she has to before stuffing it into her gob and rolling around the floor snorting like an animal'. We can't see it working, to be honest.
