Articles tagged with: food
WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 10 December 2008
10 - This. Is. Wonderful... 9 - The best and worst Christmas songs ever. Each of them, in its own way, is magical - Metromix 8 - 100mph train crash test - YouTube 7 - Delicious food that might kill you - Asylum 6 - Disgusting food that ...
WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 9 December 2008
10 - You heard the Mario Kart song, now watch, um, whatever this is... 9 - Want to make a cantilever chair out of cardboard? OK! - Instructables 8 - Disgusting food that costs more than your house - Neatorama 7 - The true spirit of Christmas, in charming animated form - ...
Britney Spears’ Son Goes To Hospital, Then Goes Home Again
There's good luck, bad luck, awful luck and then there's Britney Spears luck - and Britney Spears has probably just edged a new level. On Sunday Britney Spears got to take her children out of California for the very first time since she lost custody of them. And that's the exact moment that her two-year-old son Jayden James decided to get hospitalised for an allergic reaction to something he ate. Apparently kids don't take too well to eating shards of broken Lego bricks wedged between slices of frozen animal piss. Who knew? Oh, we're joking - Britney Spears' son wasn't hospitalised for anything Britney did, and he's now been released. In fact, we get the feeling that he only went to hospital because all the men in white coats reminded him of when he used to live with mummy.
There's good luck, bad luck, awful luck and then there's Britney Spears luck - and Britney Spears has probably just edged a new level. On Sunday Britney Spears got to take her children out of California for the very first time since she lost custody of them. And that's the exact moment that her two-year-old son Jayden James decided to get hospitalised for an allergic reaction to something he ate. Apparently kids don't take too well to eating shards of broken Lego bricks wedged between slices of frozen animal piss. Who knew? Oh, we're joking - Britney Spears' son wasn't hospitalised for anything Britney did, and he's now been released. In fact, we get the feeling that he only went to hospital because all the men in white coats reminded him of when he used to live with mummy.
Jessica Alba Is Actually Satan
We’re not ones for spreading malicious lies about people, but we have received word that someone living amongst us is demonic and pure evil. Hecklerspray strongly recommends that you get down to your nearest jewellery shop and buy up all the crosses you can buy. Or if you don’t have much cash, go down to your nearest church and see what you can pick up. You see, it could be the end of the world as we know it. For years, Christians have battled against evil and told us that one day Satan will rise up to do battle with us all. This has finally happened as Jessica Alba has unmasked herself as the evil lord of the underworld. And she’s a girl, who’d have thought that? So repent now people! Or just give Jessica a biscuit. That'd probably do it as well.
We’re not ones for spreading malicious lies about people, but we have received word that someone living amongst us is demonic and pure evil. Hecklerspray strongly recommends that you get down to your nearest jewellery shop and buy up all the crosses you can buy. Or if you don’t have much cash, go down to your nearest church and see what you can pick up. You see, it could be the end of the world as we know it. For years, Christians have battled against evil and told us that one day Satan will rise up to do battle with us all. This has finally happened as Jessica Alba has unmasked herself as the evil lord of the underworld. And she’s a girl, who’d have thought that? So repent now people! Or just give Jessica a biscuit. That'd probably do it as well.
Sam Lutfi ‘Mashed Drugs Into Britney Spears’ Food’
So Britney Spears is locked away in a psychiatric hospital and Britney's Dad is officially her conservator - that's everything all cleaned up, right?
Oh goodness, no. Haven't you people learnt that this Britney Spears malarkey is going to go on forever yet? Forever. Mark these weary words.
Anyway, the new piece of Britney Spears nonsense is that Britney's mother Lynne Spears claims that Britney's manager Sam Lutfi used to grind up drugs and mash them into Britney Spears' food. Plus he hid her dog once, the big bloody bastard.
