Jay-Z and Beyonce wanted their wedding to be a special, private affair – something they could say was theirs without intrusion from the outside world.
So, in retrospect, maybe Jay-Z and Beyonce shouldn’t have hired the world’s gobbiest florist to decorate their apartment, because that florist – Amy Vongpitaka – has pretty much blabbed off about every single little aspect of their wedding in excruciating detail to a magazine. On and on and on she went, yapping away to nobody in particular about garlands and blooms and blah blah blah.
Warning: the following scenes contain endless talk about floristry that some readers might find a bit tedious.

