Imagine if The Brady Bunch contained a story where perky mum, Carol, had an affair with the mayor of New York and caught crabs off him. Well, it happened in real life as the actress Florence Henderson in the famed cutesy sitcom did exactly that.
She caught crabs after a one-night-stand with John Lindsay while cheating on her husband, which is exactly the kind of behaviour we expect of our celebrities.
Henderson reveals all this in her upcoming memoir, which also points out that she was cheating on her husband with a pig of a man and had a face so ugly that it could curdle a summer sky. He’s going to love reading all about that isn’t he?
