Well, we were going to make a crap joke to open this story about how cool it would be to build the ultimate machine. You know it would cook food for you, scratch your arse and sometimes get two numbers right on the lottery using ancient Greek mathematical methods.
Sadly, the useless piece of cack that is MySpace decided to break on our computer and not load properly. Subsequently we can’t really bang on about how brilliant she is and why she will become the biggest female star of 2009.
If any press or PR types want a quote from us, we believe that Florence And The Machines are “five million times better then Kate Nash and five million times less annoying than that ear splintering cockney twangâ€.
