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Pitbull Vs Flo Rida: Who Sucks Less?

February 16th, 2013 By Daniel Dockery

?Pitbull and Flo Rida

It's tough to find good, independent music these days. We live in an era where everything is processed and filtered and we give Grammy?s to the faces that promote the songs instead of the robots that worked hard on them.

That's why we're lucky to have rappers like Pitbull and Flo Rida, two men who bring honesty and truth to their music, who aren't just in it for the pay check, but in it for the love. However, there can only be one king among men.

Who?s a better rapper, Mr. Worldwide or The Only One Rida? Let's compare their strengths and weaknesses and find out.

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The 4 Worst Musical Artists of 2012

December 22nd, 2012 By Daniel Dockery

People playing instruments in an orchestra.

The theme in a majority of Top 40 songs in 2012 was hearing something over and over again. It wasn?t a lackluster year by any means; Pitbull released his new album ?Global Warming? in November, and that will provide enough good music to last civilization until the next fake apocalypse. However, 2012 was, for the most part, ridiculously boring. Not a lot of new ground was broken when it comes to the artists we all know and are sick of.

These are the four worst artists of 2012, so you can be reminded of what hate is.

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Flo Rida Likes Driving While Drunk – Who Doesn’t?

June 10th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Flo Rida, who accurately pointed out that Alexandra Burke only sings the crooked letters from the alphabet, is doing what a good rapper should and getting his skull-sized pectoral muscles into trouble with the law.

The hip-pop star, who has a voice like a pained mule being assaulted with an accordion, is getting his expensive jewellery felt-up by the long arm of the law after he decided to have a few ales and then climb into his Austin Montego for a nice drive.

Yep. Flo Rida, real name Florence and the Machine Rider, has been charged with drink driving after he was arrested in Miami.

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