9 – Heartbroken when you found out the tooth fairy was just a cruel creation? Well fear not, it looks like one might exist. Complete with excess anger – Metro

8 - Ever wanted to know how to cook the perfect BBQ? Then just ask a Ninja. They have all the answers

7 – Jordan aims to mould your children into carbon copies of her plastic-looking self. Sick bags at the ready please – Holy Moly

6 – So what does your mother do for a living? Sadly for two children, they’ll have to tell everyone that one of their parents is Jenna Jameson and did it with all sorts of men, women and scary looking contraptions – Daily Stab

5 - Mariah Carey decides she wants to turn away from her miserable music career and have another stab at making films – Hollywood Rag

4 – Of all the gay people in the world, Will Young is the worst. Well so says the man himself - Towleroad

3 – McFly disagree with New Kids On The Block reforming and worryingly want to write with The Jonas Brothers – Daily Star

2 – Spider-Man the musical? Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong – Hollyscoop

1 – You’ve got to love crazy people. A group of conspiracy theorists have decided that despite photographic evidence, NASA are lying about the shape of the planet. The Earth isn’t round, but flat – just like the stuff Ikea sells - BBC