Folded
- The X-Men Guide To Puberty – Thank god. How would we ever have coped without it?
- Rihanna’s Been Censored – OH GOD NO!!!!
- Who Is Football’s Biggest Tit? – Andy Dawson asks the question on everyone’s lips.
- Will Self – Would anyone ever be able to live on without seeing him wearing a leopard print smok?
- This Is Satire – Bear that in mind.
Creased
- Flaming Lips Do It In A Human Skull – Yes… okay… right…
- David Beckham – Send the poet your bloody boots!

Whenever an album from a band you’ve never heard of plops on to your desk, it always makes the first listen that extra bit special. Will it be raging punk, diced up electro or something totally different?