It seems she is now target number one for the lenses of the world’s paparazzi – a section of humanity that, had they been sent to Auschwitz instead of the Jews, would have met no resistance from the rest of the world and we may well have let the Nazi’s keep Poland as a gift.

The LA Times has reported that a photo of Miley Cyrus’ first kiss could be worth anything from $30,000 to $150,000.

Hecklerspray hasn’t quite got the same budget as the LA Times, but if you happen to get a pic of Miley’s first kiss then in return we’ll give you a tenner and an evening with Matthew Laidlow. He’ll even have a wash and take you to the nearest kebab shop he can find.

Frank Griffin of the Bauer-Griffin paparazzi agency has said this:

She’s much more attractive than Britney Spears, it’s much more of a success story. [Consumers] want to see success. They don’t want to see failure. If someone famous falls on their face, you have to report it . . . but Miley is going to steal all of Britney’s thunder. Kids want to see her. They don’t want to see ripped fishnets and fear and mascara-streaked cheeks.

Kids are lame, aren’t they? If anyone does manage to get a pic of Miley in ripped fishnets and fear though (don’t bother taking it to Frank ‘King of the stalkers’ Griffin, as he clearly doesn’t want it) we’ll up the anti to twenty quid and Laidlow will bring along his ‘toolkit’ – as he refers to it.

More news people have commented too, like CEO of Splash News, Gary Morgan:

I think one of the reasons she’s so popular is after all the train wreck girls, the Britneys, there’s a move toward all-American clean living. Everyone is looking for a moral teenager, someone they can look up to.

A moral teenager? Have we not forgotten the whole back incident? Or the outrageous slut-fest she gave at the Disney Games? And anyway, Miley looks up to the Britneys and Lohans of this world, so anyone looking up to Miley is still, by effect, looking up to them. Has this man never seen Girls Gone Wild? Surely that is the most up-to-date and accurate portrayal of how American girls want to be? Cheap sex is what it’s all about now, Gazza, what are you, over 30 or something?

François Navarre, proprietor of the X17 photo agency, say this:

She’s started to sell more. Now the pictures are going for a higher price. It used to be $300 for a shot, and now it’s $2,000 for a picture. It has to be a nice picture. I have a couple of guys working on her. It’s not like Britney, where we have 24/7 coverage, but we are watching her. If she goes out of town, we try to follow her.

Reading a statement like that is a lot like watching an episode of Sex in the City, in as much as you’re left with the warming feeling of ‘at least I’m not as shallow as that’ – François makes hecklerspray feel moral, and that is nothing to be proud of.

Seriously, shouldn’t this be illegal?

We are watching her.

We try to follow her.

If a regular guy did and said such things they’d be imprisoned for years and fined accordingly, but put a camera in his hand and call it a profession and suddenly you’ve $150,000 dollars in your back pocket, enough to bail you out of a lifetimes worth of intrusive behaviour.

Still, that’s the American dream these days. 40 acres and a mule became extinct a long, long time ago and Frank, Gary and François are no doubt exceedingly grateful for that.

Seriously though, twenty quid for those ripped fish-net shots.

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