You can’t deny that these Eurovision 2009 profiles aren’t getting exciting – we even had bare boobs a couple of days ago, for crying out loud.
But the best is yet to come. And when we say ‘best’ we mean ‘majority’. Surely something good has to come up in the next month, right? Anything – a tune that doesn’t make us want to shatter our skull into microscopic fragments would be a nice treat at the moment, to be honest. Oh, who are we kidding, that’ll never happen.
Here’s the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Christina Metaxa from Cyprus…

