Articles tagged with: fired
Dog The Bounty Hunter Elusively Avoids Several Bullets
As anyone generally considered villainous or reprehensible will tell you, anytime they are in a bank vault with a money-stuffed laundry bag slung over their shoulder, the last thing they want to see is 'the Orange Glow.' 'The Orange Glow' is a criminal industry term for a streaked blur that swoops in and vanquishes all evil everywhere at least once daily. Some say his true identity is a mystery - unknown even to his plus-size wife. Other's say it's actually Dog the Bounty Hunter after another rejuvenating self-tan session. Speaking of which - someone recently tried to murder him.
As anyone generally considered villainous or reprehensible will tell you, anytime they are in a bank vault with a money-stuffed laundry bag slung over their shoulder, the last thing they want to see is 'the Orange Glow.' 'The Orange Glow' is a criminal industry term for a streaked blur that swoops in and vanquishes all evil everywhere at least once daily. Some say his true identity is a mystery - unknown even to his plus-size wife. Other's say it's actually Dog the Bounty Hunter after another rejuvenating self-tan session. Speaking of which - someone recently tried to murder him.
Grey’s Anatomy Blunders Into Another Big Gay Kerfuffle
Every TV show has its weakness - for 24 it's believability, for Heroes it's how rubbish it is and for Grey's Anatomy it's homosexuality. Having just clawed its way out of the last gayness-related snafu it managed to stagger into, Grey's Anatomy has inexplicably managed to slam into another one by ditching a lesbian love plot midway through, firing one of the actresses involved and fixing the other one up so that she isn't gay any more. What is it with Grey's Anatomy? It's almost as if it wants all gay people to stop watching it. And if that happened it'd probably be the end of Grey's Anatomy, because its remaining audience demographics - the elderly, the bed-bound, the narcoleptic and the stupid - don't really play as well with advertisers.
Every TV show has its weakness - for 24 it's believability, for Heroes it's how rubbish it is and for Grey's Anatomy it's homosexuality. Having just clawed its way out of the last gayness-related snafu it managed to stagger into, Grey's Anatomy has inexplicably managed to slam into another one by ditching a lesbian love plot midway through, firing one of the actresses involved and fixing the other one up so that she isn't gay any more. What is it with Grey's Anatomy? It's almost as if it wants all gay people to stop watching it. And if that happened it'd probably be the end of Grey's Anatomy, because its remaining audience demographics - the elderly, the bed-bound, the narcoleptic and the stupid - don't really play as well with advertisers.
Miley Cyrus Never Ever Leaving Hannah Montana Ever. Ever.
Hannah Montana made Miley Cyrus a star - well, to be more accurate it was Hannah Montana, constant implied teenage nudity and a creepy dad. But for now let's just assume that Hannah Montana made Miley Cyrus famous. It was a great set-up - Disney got hundreds of millions of dollars and Miley Cyrus got to be brought up surrounded by people all too scared to ever disagree with her, giving her dangerously false expectations for the rest of her life - but there may be trouble on the horizon. Rumour has it that Miley Cyrus feels she's got too big for Hannah Montana and is trying to get fired from the show. However, Disney has shot down these reports and has promised all the young fans that Miley Cyrus will remain on Hannah Montana forever. Nice try, Miley. Don't you know that the only way to leave a creatively stifling kid's TV show is to get pregnant? Did Jamie Lynn Spears teach you nothing?
Hannah Montana made Miley Cyrus a star - well, to be more accurate it was Hannah Montana, constant implied teenage nudity and a creepy dad. But for now let's just assume that Hannah Montana made Miley Cyrus famous. It was a great set-up - Disney got hundreds of millions of dollars and Miley Cyrus got to be brought up surrounded by people all too scared to ever disagree with her, giving her dangerously false expectations for the rest of her life - but there may be trouble on the horizon. Rumour has it that Miley Cyrus feels she's got too big for Hannah Montana and is trying to get fired from the show. However, Disney has shot down these reports and has promised all the young fans that Miley Cyrus will remain on Hannah Montana forever. Nice try, Miley. Don't you know that the only way to leave a creatively stifling kid's TV show is to get pregnant? Did Jamie Lynn Spears teach you nothing?
Kevin Federline Kicked Out Of Girly Legally Blonde Musical
These days everything’s coming up roses for ol' K. Federline. He’s successfully divorced himself from a woman who at least temporarily thought she was the devil, he’s recently gained full custody of the children he helped make with fluid that just bursts out of him sometimes, and most importantly he’s no longer obligated to play the role of Elle Woods in the upcoming Legally Blonde musical that he only just got fired from. We think he was an understudy. We don’t really think that. He was going to be in the thing though – in three bit roles. But then he started making all sorts of lengthy demands and the producers just had it, so they told him to stick it where the sun don’t shine in three verses and a gorgeously-rhymed chorus.
These days everything’s coming up roses for ol' K. Federline. He’s successfully divorced himself from a woman who at least temporarily thought she was the devil, he’s recently gained full custody of the children he helped make with fluid that just bursts out of him sometimes, and most importantly he’s no longer obligated to play the role of Elle Woods in the upcoming Legally Blonde musical that he only just got fired from. We think he was an understudy. We don’t really think that. He was going to be in the thing though – in three bit roles. But then he started making all sorts of lengthy demands and the producers just had it, so they told him to stick it where the sun don’t shine in three verses and a gorgeously-rhymed chorus.
Everyone From Skins Gets The Sack
Folks, we’ve got some good news, some bad news and some horrible news. Which do you want first?
Let’s start with the good news, shall we: The entire cast of dire TV twaddle Skins are to be made redundant! Yeah! No more undeveloped twatty stereotypes with better hair than you!
That would be so sweet if it weren't for the bad news.
Folks, we’ve got some good news, some bad news and some horrible news. Which do you want first?Let’s start with the good news, shall we: The entire cast of dire TV twaddle Skins are to be made redundant! Yeah! No more undeveloped twatty stereotypes with better hair than you!
That would be so sweet if it weren't for the bad news.
The twatty stereotypical undeveloped characters are to be replaced by twattier further stereotyped undeveloped characters with even better hair. Fuck. The good news isn’t quite so good anymore, is it? Pretend you haven’t read this bit. Delete it from your brains. It hasn’t happened.
