?Eurovision, the sparkly Olympics?of the music world, was held in Sweden last Saturday, and as usual, there was only about 10% of it actually worth watching.
And it wasn’t so much about the cheesy techno songs as it was just one big game of ‘Who Can Come Up With The Strangest Gimmick’. Some went with giant disco balls, some went with lesbian kisses and Ukraine went with a 7-ft giant dressed as a viking.
Thanks to a mixture of Easter, Dancing On Ice and our utter, utter cluelessness when it comes to scheduling, we have a treat for you.
