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The Only Bits Of Eurovision Worth Knowing About

May 23rd, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Eurovision_Song_Contest_2013_logo?Eurovision, the sparkly Olympics?of the music world, was held in Sweden last Saturday, and as usual, there was only about 10% of it actually worth watching.

And it wasn’t so much about the cheesy techno songs as it was just one big game of ‘Who Can Come Up With The Strangest Gimmick’. Some went with giant disco balls, some went with lesbian kisses and Ukraine went with a 7-ft giant dressed as a viking.

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Eurovision 2009: Finland AND France

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Eurovision, Eurovision 2009, Finland, France, Waldo's People, Lose Control, Patricia Kaas, Et S'il Fallait Le FaireThanks to a mixture of Easter, Dancing On Ice and our utter, utter cluelessness when it comes to scheduling, we have a treat for you.

That’s right, we’re going to be profiling two Eurovision 2009 entries per day from now on. Unless we’ve made another miscalculation. Which we suspect we have. Anyway, the point is that with double the Eurovision goodness every day, you’ll be twice as happy. Or twice as morbidly depressed. You’re welcome, readers!

Here’s the Eurovision rundown for Waldo’s People from Finland and Patricia Kaas from France…

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Terasbetoni, Finland

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Who’s up for another helping of Eurovision betting odds? Really? Not even if we ask nicely?

Well, for the crazy Eurovision nuts remaining, we’ve got some quite exciting news for you – this year sees the introduction of the first official commemorative Eurovision coin! Exciting, huh? With the Eurovision logo on one side and the word ‘Eurovision’ on the other, the official Eurovision coin makes the perfect gift. It’s not legal tender, but that won’t stop you from trying to slice people in half by dropping it off a skyscraper, right?

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Finland, with help from Paddy Power…

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