10 - Not so much Badvertising as Bewildertising. Does this exist?

9 - Anyone want to know what Kelly Clarkson looks like now that she’s decided she wants to be famous again? – Popjustice

8 – We don’t know what’s the worst thing about this, the fact it happened or the unsettling sensation that it’s moments away from being turned into a Jim Carrey movie - ABC

7 - The best-selling videogame ever is the reason you couldn’t move your arms that one Christmas – VGChartz

6 - Want to make your fingers smoke? Us neither, but here’s an impressively complicated way to do it anyway – I Am Bored

5 - Make it through a minute of this and you’ll be rewarded by the sound of a man ejaculating – Best Week Ever

4 – Kate Winslet wears a hat. That is all – Popsugar

3 – Reasons why Twitter is brilliant: Britney Spears‘ vagina edition (thanks Suzybeth!) – Gigwise

2 - The only martial art we’ll ever want to learn – Artofmanliness

1 - Best news of all time: it’s good for children if you’re relentlessly cruel about their physical defects! – Telegraph