fined - HecklerSpray

Bloody hell, just when women were allowed off their leash and freed from their iron shackles, it seems that someone doesn't want female kind to embrace individuality and tell men to sod off. Millions of bras went to waste as scores of ladies burnt them in order to campaign for rights including the vote, chance to work and to stay up past 10pm.

Now, men and woman are almost equal, but what would happen if you decided to gradually take your clothes off and lie naked on the floor? Erykah Badhu decided to do just this last March in Dallas where she recreated the moment when President John F Kennedy was shot dead in 1963. Perhaps we didn't get explicit history lessons as we can't remember John F Kennedy waving his wang around before he got shot. Maybe someone took offence at him doing that, the daft sod.

Looks like Wesley Snipes is going to have to revert to some of the crafty money-making techniques of Sidney Deane to get himself out of this pickle.

The star of the Blade trilogy, as well as Money Train – we’re not forgetting that one, Wesley – has had some… ‘troubles’, should we say, over the last couple of years. Troubles involving taxes. And how he didn’t bother to pay them between 1999 and 2001, apparently. Maybe he assumed his valuable contribution to movies was payment enough?

Regardless, the vampire-hunting, trash-talking basketballer who likes trains with money on them has been ordered by a federal judge to pay back $217,000 to the government, to cover the legal costs incurred in prosecuting him earlier this year.

Hopefully Wes can pull something like The Marksman 2: The Marksman in Space out of the bag to cover those bills. And use the tagline ‘Wesley. Snipes’. If it hasn’t already been done. And if it hasn’t, hecklerspray gets the copyright on that badboy.

Erykah Badhu Fined For Getting All Naked In Public

Wesley Snipes Can’t Jump. This New Fine, at Least.