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Brad Pitt should be busy promoting his new movie, but he's not because he said four words that sent the entire world into a giant dribbly tizzy. "The twins are fine." That's it. That's what Brad Pitt said. The four most important words ever spoken by a human being. "The twins are fine." Thank god, Brad Pitt has finally grown enough balls to publicly admit that the twins - while not ecstatically happy with their lives - are at least free of any major diseases, abnormal growths or traces of profound clinical depression. That's provided that Brad Pitt was talking about his two newborn baby twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, of course. He might have been discussing The Proclaimers. We honestly can't be bothered to check.
There's a constant battle in America between the FCC - which believes that you go to hell as soon as you see a nude body, even your own - and the titty-loving TV networks.
And the latest scrap to break out is between the FCC and Fox. You see, half a decade ago, Fox showed some digitally-obscured boobs on a barely-remembered reality TV show and the FCC has just decided to fine it $91,000 for doing so. However, Fox is refusing to pay the fine, calling it "arbitrary and capricious, inconsistent with precedent, and patently unconstitutional."
By doing so, Fox has kick-started a hard-fought ideological debate about morals, indecency, ethics, free speech and censorship that could change the shape of American broadcasting forever. Plus it's about boobies. Wheeeee!
The human body is a brilliant thing - apart from enabling us to do major stuff like walking, eating and breathing, various parts of our body can also be used for immature fun.
Take the bottom for example. There are tons of alternative words for this piece of flesh. Ass, arse, batty, behind, booty and bum are just some of the brilliant ways to describe it. Sometimes you may have to come to terms with your own bottom while having a shower in the morning. There you see yourself in all your hideous glory. So it’s not like you’d be shocked to see an image of an arse on TV, is it? Apparently so.
NYPD Blue recently showed an episode which depicted a female arse. Not a problem you’d think. Well it is, and there may be some punishment to the network ABC.
