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Heather Mills Wants NBC Contractually Obligated To Let Her Win A Season Of The Apprentice
For as long as mankind has had any level of self-awareness, we've all enjoyed watching one-legged middle aged women flip, twirl, and rhythmically pounce all about. That's why even if it had aired ten thousand years ago, that Dancing With The Stars season wherein Heather Mills was featured would have scored real high in the Nielsen ratings. Think of the advertising rates cavemen would have been willing to pay! Donald Trump, at least momentarily, thought it would be a pretty good idea to have Mills sitting in his Celebrity Apprentice boardroom. We don't blame him - she'd scuff the carpet 50% less than anyone else, vastly elongating the life of whatever carpet is involved. That's why Trump's a millionaire - he thinks about the little things like that. Ends up though that Mills isn't welcome on that show. According to rumour, she demanded a contractual stipulation that said if she appeared on the show, she'd be guaranteed a spot in the finale.
For as long as mankind has had any level of self-awareness, we've all enjoyed watching one-legged middle aged women flip, twirl, and rhythmically pounce all about. That's why even if it had aired ten thousand years ago, that Dancing With The Stars season wherein Heather Mills was featured would have scored real high in the Nielsen ratings. Think of the advertising rates cavemen would have been willing to pay! Donald Trump, at least momentarily, thought it would be a pretty good idea to have Mills sitting in his Celebrity Apprentice boardroom. We don't blame him - she'd scuff the carpet 50% less than anyone else, vastly elongating the life of whatever carpet is involved. That's why Trump's a millionaire - he thinks about the little things like that. Ends up though that Mills isn't welcome on that show. According to rumour, she demanded a contractual stipulation that said if she appeared on the show, she'd be guaranteed a spot in the finale.
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