Celebrity Big Brother: Last Day, So Verne Will Win Tonight
We have some sad news for you all - it's the final of Celebrity Big Brother 2009 tonight. Are we sad because we don't know what we'll do with our lives once it's finished? No, we're sad because - unless a flaming airship containing nothing but elephants and naked go-go dancers crashes into the house within the next 12 hours - this will go down in history as the dullest-ever Celebrity Big Brother. That's right, even duller than the one
Anthea Turner did.
But still, let's see out Celebrity Big Brother by looking at the chances of winning for
Ulrika Jonsson and
Verne Troyer...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Can Rachel Stevens Win?
So this is it - the last Strictly Come Dancing recap of 2008. And what a ride it's been. This season of Strictly Come Dancing has had everything - shock resignations, judge in-fighting, humiliatingly credibility-obliterating phone vote cock-ups and, um,
Gillian Taylforth. And that's literally it. We'll miss you Strictly Come Dancing. Or at least we would if Dancing On Ice wasn't starting in about a bloody fortnight. Sheesh.
So, can
Rachel Stevens win the Strictly Come Dancing final? Here's her recap...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Can Tom Chambers Win?
It's the Strictly Come Dancing final on Saturday, which means two things: 1) it's almost Christmas and 2) soon we'll be writing about Celebrity Big Brother. How wonderful. But back to Strictly Come Dancing. Saturday will be the culmination of half a year's training for
Lisa Snowdon, Tom Chambers and
Rachel Stevens, and only one can win it. Unless, you know, the BBC makes the last-minute decision that they've all won and, instead of a final dance-off,
Tess Daly just rolls around in everyone's phone-vote money cackling like a witch. That seems to be the done thing these days.
So can Tom Chambers win Strictly Come Dancing? Here's his recap...
It’s The X Factor Final Countdown! Alexandra Burke
“Howay man pet, vote for my Alex she’s got a geet canny voice and she should definitely win. If you vote for her, I’ll buy you a stottie”. The words of
Alexandra Burke's X Factor mentor
Cheryl Cole, there. Even if you don’t like Alexandra, at least vote for her anyway as it’ll make Cheryl win and hopefully force
Dannii Minogue off the show in some sort of girly rage.
Tomorrow is the grand finale of X Factor 2008. Who knows what we’ll get in 2009. Maybe robots will be allowed to enter the competition. Until that happens, we’ll have to contend with this year’s winner. With
JLS and
Eoghan Quigg already dealt with, let’s have a look at Alexandra Burke...
It’s The X Factor Final Countdown! Eoghan Quigg
Not long now kids. Soon you’ll be able to smash down the door of your local record shop to buy the sound of the X Factor winner destroying Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah. So who will be the next person to launch a singing career that will make some industry types richer? We’ve already had a look at how
JLS will fare, but today we take a look at one of the more colourful characters of the show.
Here’s the X Factor recap for
Eoghan Quigg.
It’s The X Factor Final Countdown! JLS
Unlike Strictly Come Dancing, which features vaguely famous people from years gone by, X Factor always introduces us to annoying singing types who’ll no doubt plague us for months until they retreat to a Butlins holiday camp. It’s the X Factor final on Saturday and even though everyone knows that the carbon copy of
Leona Lewis will win, we thought we’d just recap it for you anyway. You know, just in case everyone is proved wrong by the funny named weeping leprechaun who’ll flood the studio if he wins.
Here’s the X Factor profile for
JLS.
Big Brother Betting Odds: Lisa Gone, Can Mohamed Win?
We're into the last week of Big Brother 2008, and we have to say it's gone a lot quicker than we thought it would - these last 89 days have only felt like a hundred years, which is better than usual. But before we look forward to the end of Big Brother, what's been going on? Well for starters
Lisa was evicted from Big Brother on Friday, and took the exit interview as another opportunity to try and convince us that a large part of her brain doesn't work properly. Oh, and also there's going to be a double eviction tomorrow night - the two housemates with the least number of votes so far are being booted out.That's right - people still actually vote on the outcome of Big Brother. Losers.
But who's going to win Big Brother on Friday?
Mohamed? Is it Mohamed? Is it? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Mohamed to win, with help from
Paddy Power...
Pavarotti In Shock Granny-Conning Final Gig!
Pavarotti was probably the world's most popular fat man. He delighted the elderly around the world as his enormous lungs belted out classical number after classical number.
While we get told that we’ll die unless we loose a few rolls of flab, Pavarotti was celebrated for being a famously fat tenor.
It was well-known before he went to the giant concert hall in the sky that he was suffering from ill health. But the old dog battled through and made a final performance for the Winter Olympics in Turin in 2006. Now the conductor on the night, Leone Magiera, has revealed that the ex-porker was doing an Ashlee Simpson and miming. Though he made it a bit more convincing.