Pamela Anderson Files For Divorce From One Of Her Husbands

Pamela Anderson has made some mistakes in her life. She got that Barb Wire tattoo before she knew there wasn’t a franchise a’ brewin’, she quit Home Improvement before Tim Allen could secure her a role in either of those Toy Story movies. Perhaps most importantly, she didn’t sleep with a drunken David Hasselhoff even after he told her she’d never work in this town again.

That last bit is purely assumption on our part of course – but it’s a safe assumption. After all, eventually everyone sleeps with the Hoff. We did at our website launch party, and we’re not that ashamed. A Boys II Men best-of album filled the air as us and the Hoff waxed romantical in that dark, very dark janitor’s closet - but darkness such as that has never stopped sweet memories. Let us tell you - that man is built like a mop & bucket. 

But back to Pam’s mistakes – her most recent, apparently, is that she got married again. She’s reconciling all this by filing for divorce, and then maybe sending her most recent husband straight to hell! Perhaps.