Is Russia a third world country? Perhaps – but lets review the indicators before we rush to judgment.
The first is that we’ve recently seen three television ads suggesting we send only 75¢ a day to what looks like a science-farm full of little bald Gorbachev clones. This doesn’t sound like much until you know an apparently overweight Sally Struthers was their spokesperson, and the children had flies crawling across their head-spots.
A second indicator to consider could be that their non-cloned population growth is so high they’ve begun to outsource for sperm donors.
Mel Gibson, apparently, was quick to oblige.
