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50 Cent Threatens To Release New Album

June 22nd, 2011 By Paul Pencott

Music lovers the world over were last Friday celebrating the news that Curtis ?50 Cent? Jackson had decided not to release his forthcoming new album ?Black Magic? due to an unspecified spat with his record company Interscope.

In a cruel reversal of fortune for anyone with ears and a brain, Jackson (we're not going to dignify the whole ?50 Cent? thing, much less ?Fiddy?) has now announced that he has ?begun to resolve? the problems so it looks like the globe will yet again be gifted with another turgid 45 minutes of monosyllabic mumbling and barely-concealed misogynism.

The big mystery is what sparked the whole thing off in the first place. We investigate…

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50 Cent To Never Ever Retire From Music

March 22nd, 2010 By Matthew Laidlow

When people have good news to announce, they are usually bubbling with excitement and oozing with joy to share the information with others. Of course, we felt a little bit giddy when friend of the family and idol to a few hundred people rang us up. Using these exact words, 50 Cent or ?centy? as we call him said.

?Yippity yo yo yo you fly party gangsters. Just wanna hit you guys up and let you know I got some shit-hot information for ya?ll to download in your tiny mind. Later, peace out?.

Actually, that is a bit of a lie, we didn't speak to 50 Cent. However, when we found out that he did have something to announce, our hearts did leap in to our mouths. Would he raise the bar and be one of the first rappers who pump out generic rap guff to call it a day and retire to one of his 482 mansions with all his ho?s? Sadly for us, he announced the exact opposite.

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