Cars are people too, you know. Oh wait, no. No they’re not. Cars aren’t people. They’re cars. Even in Transformers cars aren’t people. They’re uncomfortably racist-seeming cars.
However! The Fiat 500 deserves to be treated like a human because it’s lovely and small and cute and everything. And what do you do to humans? You celebrate their birthdays. So here’s a video of some people singing Happy Birthday to a Fiat 500. You also have sex with humans. But you shouldn’t have sex with a Fiat 500. You definitely doing this.
Anyway, by posting this video we’re hoping that Fiat will send us a free car. Video’s after the jump…
