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10 Celebs Who Fail/Nail Halloween Costumes

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Halloween is legit my favorite day of the entire year. I spend the entire month of October watching Halloween movies and specials prepping myself for the greatest day of the year. You see, I take Halloween pretty seriously, and if I had the money I’d throw the biggest Halloween party and have the best costume ever.

Like me, a lot of celebrities get pretty serious about Halloween as well and to great lengths to pull off some pretty great costumes. Whereas others fucking suck at Halloween and clearly don’t appreciate the greatness of the event. Here are five celebrities that totally nail Halloween costumes and five that totally fail at them.

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10 of the Most Attractive Unattractive Celebrities

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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?As I have discussed many times, the world of celebrity is full of some major hot babes. It’s not often you see a People’s Most Beautiful cover without someone who is basically a 9 or a 10 on it. Great eyes, great nose, great smile, great hair; overall, just the type of people you’d stop on the street to notice because they’re so fucking attractive. However, not everyone in Hollywood is a Jessica Alba or a Ryan Gosling.

In fact, some people are straight up weird looking. However, that doesn’t mean they’re not hot. I mean, I personally think Stevie Buscemi and Kevin Spacey are very attractive (they’re really talented, OKAY?!), but I know they’re an acquired taste. However, there are some unconventional looking people in Hollywood who have gone to be sex symbols in their own right. In case the title of this blog didn’t tip you off, I’m going to name 10 of them.

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10 Celebrities Who Got Their Shit Together

June 17th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Often times in Hollywood, once someone hits rock bottom, it’s not often you see them make any sort of come back. I mean, I’ve been praying for almost 10 years for Lindsay Lohan to get her shit together and I’m pretty sure God is really over rolling his eyes at me.

However, sometimes people who are mega hot messes turn it around and get their shit together and seemingly keep it together (so Charlie Sheen won’t be on this list. That man flip flops more than a mermaid on the beach..terrible analogy, but I’m tired). Here are 10 celebs that were once wild and tragic, but pulled it together and went on to be successful at life.

Fergie’s Baby Shower Sounds Like Fabulous Drunken Fun

August 1st, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Slugs, snails, puppy dog’s tails, and burlesque stars in drag. That’s what the baby shower for Fergie’s impending bundle of joy was made from.?

The singer dubbed it her ‘gayby’ shower, which immediately takes pride of place next to ‘chillax’ and ‘crunk’ as hybrid words that should never be uttered by any sane person, ever. Apart from the questionable name, it looked pretty damn fun for a party dedicated to something as boring as a baby.

Dumb and Dumber: Pharrell and Will.i.am Argue Over Silly Grammar

July 2nd, 2013 By Chris Chambers

So Pharrell and will.i.am are in a bit of a trademark dispute over who owns the rights to the phrase “I am.” Let me just repeat that, in case the abject absurdity threw you off.

Will.i.am literally has a trademark on the phrase ?I am.? Pharrell wants to say that he is something. Will’s panties are in a knot over it. Pharrell is suing Will.?Hopefully on the grounds that?Will could not be a bigger pompous asshole for?presuming to trademark the most basic first person singular phrase in the entire goddamn English language.

Black Eyed Peas Have Now Sampled Every Song Ever Written

November 28th, 2011 By Michael Park

The Black Eyed Peas announcement of their hiatus was one of the most beautiful sounds ever to hit the human ear. Scientists have recently revealed that the announcement overtook such sounds as Verdi’s La Traviata and Margaret Thatcher’s resignation speech as one of the most delightful sounds ever uttered.

That was until they decided they would eventually come back.

As if it wasn’t bad enough that the multi-million selling idiot’s lantern known as the Black Eyed Peas were going to go and work on their own projects (which would presumably mean Fergie is working on yet another Golden Shower fetish video), frontfool William or Will.I.Am as wankily insists on being called told Ellen DeGeneres that they would be back in good time.

Black Eyed Peas Splitting Up After Completing Mission To Ruin Music Forever

November 23rd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Have you noticed a trend in pop that sees artists sampling any old shit, rather than sourcing something that works right for a song? Eminem sampled Haddaway, Derulo used ‘Day-Oh (The Banana Boat Song)’ and Cher Lloyd unironically sang the tune from ‘Oh My Darling, Clementine’.

Who is to blame for this? The Black Eyed Peas, that’s who. Have you heard their use of ‘The Time Of My Life’? Crow-barred, lowest common denominating nonsense to provide modernity to familiarity, thereby, maximising sales and opportunities to get played at weddings and bar mitzvahs.

And now, having fully completed Operation Spoil Music For Everyone, they’re able to take a nice long break, knowing that their work is done. Seriously. They’re totally splitting up.

The Black Eyed Peas Plan To Disown One Of Their Awful Songs

July 5th, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

Bands and gimmicks – who?d have thought that some artists use them as a fall back when we realise that the music they release is gash? Fake London type Pete Doherty has a hilarious heroin routine which sees him in constant bother with the local law enforcement. Elsewhere, X-Factor winner Leona Lewis continues in her quest to make a tin of paint seem more exciting than her personality.

So one band we can never work is American chumps The Black Eyed Peas. Fronted by a man whose mother has a terrible understanding of grammar, will.i.am and joined by Fergie, a woman who isn't shy of urinating herself on-stage for either her own sick pleasure, or fans of golden showers. Grammar and whizzing your pants. Some gimmick!

Anogther trick used by the band is to employ the thinking that using choruses from other people?s songs and releasing them for thick people to buy. However, one of their songs will never be played again. You see, ‘My Humps’ has gotten into all-sorts of complicated legal mishaps.

Black Eyed Peas To Make Awful, Awful Video Game

June 27th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

If the Black Eyed Peas brand of dreadful music wasn’t bad enough, they’re going to infect your games console by making a game for you to get furious with, leaving you kicking your controllers out of the window and throttling yourself with the plug flex.

That’s right! will.i.am, Fergie and the other two who don’t seem to do much will be prancing around in a game… but what will it be like?

Well, rumour has it that it’ll be one of those dreary things where you dance and singalonga to the monstrous hits they’ve made. However, if the developers are reading this, they should hear our ideas first because they’re miles better and guaranteed to make they game sell roughly a million less copies.