Eurovision Betting Odds: Evdokia Kadi, Cyprus If it's Monday morning, it means you needs something to help you swallow down the urge to violently attack your oppressive wagemasters. Will some Eurovision betting odds be able to do it for you? No, probably not. But let's have some Eurovision betting odds anyway. But first an apology. Last week we told you that Eurovision was going to put electronic polling stations in public squares around Europe to help collect votes, but apparently that was all a big April Fool's joke. An electronic vote-counting method for Eurovision? How could we have been so easily fooled? That's the cleverest, wittiest April Fool's joke we ever saw! Well done, dipshits. Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Cyprus, with help from Paddy Power...