Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
So, the super educated, talented, intelligent, beautiful actress, Emma Watson, recently posed for Vanity Fair magazine to pimp out her new beastiality meets Stockholm syndrome flick, Beauty and the Beast.
Inside the magazine, Emma poses for some pics showing some side and underboob and for some reason people are losing their damn minds and coming at her for posing topless while claiming to be feminist. Jesus take the wheel here with me today…
I’ve been staying away from political blogs lately because I really don’t have time for that shit. It’s all straight up exhausting, and I’ve got enough on my plate with the shit the Kardashians pull. But sometimes Kellyanne Conway makes it really hard for me to bite my tongue.
When she’s not coining the phrase ‘Alternative Facts’ or making up massacres or trying to get a shopping network job to peddle Ivanka’s shit, she’s coming after feminism for hating dudes and babies.
I often wonder what it must be like to be Katy Perry: living in a world of constant confusion and befuddlement. Then I thank god that I have two brain cells to rub together to make sure I don’t word barf out anything like the stupid shit she says. Katy has been in the news for the past little while because, even though she’s a grown ass woman who will be 30 this year, she doesn’t really get what the term “feminist” means. But, to be fair, I’m sure there are a lot of multi-syllable words she doesn’t quite get.
Don’t get me wrong, I get confused by things, too. Sometimes when I’m walking up staircases and I suddenly forget how to walk on stairs and I start to have a mini panic attack, which I’m pretty sure is an acid flashback, but I feel like that’s normal shit to get confused about. Gender equality? Yeah, as someone with a vagina I never get too confused about that.
Are you the kind of person who just can’t travel anywhere without your precious dildo? Well, one such lady is in that position and, after going through security at Newark Airport, she found herself with a cheeky message of support.
A? Transportation Security Administration screener spotted the sex toy inside a bag and decided that they’d offer some encouragement.
Y’know, put a bit of fun into someone’s day? Right? Slightly embarrassing maybe, but ultimately, all in good fun and refreshingly lacking in hang-ups. Right? WRONG. This, of course, is an ABSOLUTE OUTRAGE.
Marriage, doesn't it bring a tear to your eye? All the time spent waiting, preparing and planning all boil down to a single day where any unplanned accident will probably ruin absolutely everything while some guests you don’t like very much laugh on from the sidelines. Over the weekend, the American equivalent of the the Royal Wedding happened. Kim Kardashian went and got herself married. It was not televised.
we're not entirely sure what Kim Kardashian actually does. Even the caretaker in your local school who throws sawdust over children?s vomit has more influence on the world than her. In a way, she’s very much like us.
However, the American socialite is able to arousing gentlemen who enjoy watching two people engaging in coitus, the ol’ in-out-in-out, the hokey cokey, bangin’, you know… sex. Despite her skin flick leaking online a few years ago, the video saw an unexpected rise in views as those who weren't invited to the wedding decided to get involved. With their sexual organs.
