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		<title>Estella Warren Assaults A Cop After DUI Arrest Then Flees Prison Like A Champ!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 13:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mof Gimmers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Estella Warren may not be a household name exactly, but some of you may recognise her from Planet Of The Apes and the fact she used to get her busters out as a Victoria&#8217;s Secret model. We&#8217;re not especially interested in that &#8211; we&#8217;re more thrilled about her law breaking skills. The professional thong-occupier is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><a rel="attachment wp-att-60064" href="http://www.hecklerspray.com/estella-warren-assault-a-cop-after-dui-arrest-then-flees-prison-like-a-champ/201160063.php/estella-warren"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-60064" title="Estella-Warren" src="http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Estella-Warren.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><strong>Estella Warren may not be a household name exactly, but some of you may recognise her from Planet Of The Apes and the fact she used to get her busters out as a Victoria&#8217;s Secret model. We&#8217;re not especially interested in that &#8211; we&#8217;re more thrilled about her law breaking skills.</strong></p>
<p>The professional thong-occupier is in all kindsa trouble with the law after she went nutso while completely plastered!</p>
<p>She was arrested in Los Angeles under suspicion of driving under the influence. How did anyone know she was off her bap? There&#8217;s the small matter of (allegedly) crashing into three parked cars in her Toyota Prius. She then drove away from the scene thinking that no-one would notice. But they did. And that&#8217;s when the real fun started!</p>
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<p>A rep for the LA Sheriff&#8217;s Department says:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Warren hit three parked cars in what was considered three separate collisions. Someone local heard the noise and called the police.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>The police then caught up with her and instead of holding up her hands and saying &#8216;fair cop; where do we go from here then?&#8217;, she thought the best course of action would be to kick an officer. She was hilariously re-arrested for felony battery.</p>
<p>So far, so typical of a celebrity arrest. However, Estella wasn&#8217;t finished by a long chalk.</p>
<p>Apparently, according to one of the drivers who saw their car pranged by a loaded bap-model, she decided to have a go at them as well!</p>
<p>They say:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I believe she hit at least two other cars before she stopped. When I  approached her she was obviously drunk and acting crazy. A few more residents approached her, but she started yelling  and accused us of stealing things from her. When I told her she had to  wait for the police to arrive she lashed out at me and started to  &#8216;girl-slap&#8217; me on my chest and arms.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>She was then taken to a local women&#8217;s police station (which sounds rather sexy, don&#8217;t you think? Not like Prisoner Cell Black H at all!) for processing. While getting booked, Warren somehow managed to pull a Houdini and wriggle out of her handcuffs and legged it out of the back door of the station! BRILLIANT!</p>
<p>The police rep continued:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;She was uncooperative and demanding. She removed her handcuffs and fled the police station. She was captured and transported back&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>So she is now being booked for a hit and run, felony escape and DUI&#8230; this amounts to a champion bail of $100,000.Well done Estella. We need people like you now that Lindsay Lohan has gone boring.</p>
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		<title>Steve-O Charged For Cocaine, Hospitalised For Mental Weirdness</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stuart Heritage</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You might want to sit down for this, but Steve-O from Jackass - a man who staples his scrotum and attaches leeches to his eyeball for a living - might be mentally not great.

Steve-O has been charged with felony cocaine possession following his weird recent vandalism arrest, but there's more. It's also been reported that Steve-O is currently on 14-day hold in a mental hospital after he allegedly sent suicide emails to all of his friends and started putting cigarettes out on his body.  

It seems that Steve-O's condition might be worse than anyone anticipated, which is probably why he should expect a call from the producers of How I Met Your Mother any day now.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><a href="../wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jackass-2.jpg" title="Steve-O Charged Cocaine felony mental hospital"><img src="../wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jackass-2.jpg" alt="Steve-O Charged Cocaine felony mental hospital" width="150" height="150" /></a><strong>You might want to sit down for this, but Steve-O from <em>Jackass</em> &#8211; a man who staples his scrotum and attaches leeches to his eyeball for a living &#8211; might be mentally not great.</strong></p>
<p>Steve-O has been charged with felony cocaine possession following his weird recent vandalism arrest, but there&#39;s more. It&#39;s also been reported that Steve-O is currently on 14-day hold in a mental hospital after he allegedly sent suicide emails to all of his friends and started putting cigarettes out on his body. &nbsp;</p>
<p>It seems that Steve-O&#39;s condition might be worse than anyone anticipated, which is probably why he should expect a call from the producers of <em>How I Met Your Mother</em> any day now.</p>
<p><span id="more-13031"></span> Steve-O and<strong> Britney Spears </strong>don&#39;t seem to superficially have a lot in common other than nice short hair and the way that their movies always end in agony &#8211; in Steve-O&#39;s case it&#39;s agony for Steve-O, in Britney Spears&#39; case the audience gets it &#8211; but scratch the surface and what do you see?</p>
<p>Well, not a lot really. Steve-O and Britney Spears really don&#39;t have much in common at all, but they&#39;ve both been detained in nuthouses lately and that sort of justifies the comparison. Britney Spears you probably know about &#8211; what with every third <strong>hecklerspray</strong> post being about her &#8211; but Steve-O? News to us.</p>
<p>You&#39;ll remember that <a href="../jackass-steve-o-seeks-employment-in-prison/200812809.php">Steve-O was arrested</a>  earlier this month on suspicion of drug possession and vandalism, but that&#39;s just the start. As far as the drugs thing goes, Steve-O has just just been charged for felony cocaine possession. But as well as all this supposed drug-taking, Steve-O&#39;s mental health has taken a fall as well, and he&#39;s currently being held in a psychiatric hospital for a fortnight, as <em>eFluxMedia</em> reports:</p>
<blockquote><p>An insider told Star Magazine that Steve-O was hospitalized Sunday at the Thalians Mental Health Center, specialized in crisis intervention, where he was put on 72-hour-hold, which has been extended to 14 days. &ldquo;Steve is stabilized on meds at this point,&rdquo; the source told <em>Star</em>. &ldquo;He was also treated for burns on his skin as if he had been putting cigarettes out on his own body. A family member told Star that Steve-O suffers from bipolar disorder. During the weekend Steve-O allegedly sent suicide e-mails to friends.<span>&nbsp; </span></p></blockquote>
<p>Concerns over his mental wellbeing? A possibly felony conviction? Things sure have taken a turn for the worse for poor Steve-O. Remember when he was just a fresh-faced youngster who&#39;d vomit up goldfish and splash around in elephant poo and pole-vault into sewage? What could have possibly gone so wrong since then?</p>
<p><strong>Read more:</strong></p>
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