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Fearne Cotton Loves Holly Willoughby’s Boob-A-Roonies

Let's talk about boobs, baby. Let's drag up a story from 25th February and blame Fearne Cotton. Let's use the words Holly Willoughby, cleavage and nipples in the intro because it will get us more hits.

Back in 2004, Holly Willoughby was working as a children's TV presenter. During a live broadcast for morning noise-fest Ministry Of Mayhem her breasts wobbled out of her top for all the kids to see and applaud. Fast forward four years and she very nearly repeats the incident on ITV1's flagship reality show Dancing on Ice - only this time with added middle-aged men wanking into a frenzy.

Yay! Fearne Cotton Leaves The Country!

Quickly! What's the worst thing about living in the UK? Don't think, just say the first thing that comes into your head.

That's right, it's sodding Fearne Cotton being jammed down your throat every day and night on TV, goading you closer to suicide with her big stupid voice and ridiculous clothes. Fearne Cotton is easily the worst thing about living in the UK.

But guess what? Fearne Cotton isn't going to live here any more! She's got a deal to host a primetime NBC show in America, so she'll go and live there instead. This is how Tina Turner must have felt when Ike died.