Kid Who Hacked Miley Cyrus’ Gmail Gets Raided By The FBI It wasn't so long ago that some guy hacked into Hanna Montana's Gmail account, stole some pictures of her soaking wet, and forced the world to look at them while they surfed the net at work and what-not. Such massive overexposure to a pretty much genderless, pre-pubescent body made everybody outside of the Glitter household puke at the same time. This vomit eventually trickled into the Atlantic, and then floated north until its acidic content had melted all the ice caps, robbing millions of polar bears of their natural hunting grounds, and covering their edible penguins in a filthy, orange coat of watery slime. Why PETA hasn't raised more of a stink about this we'll never know. Anyway - the guy that did the hacking, well he'd brag online about how the police would never find him because he moved too often. But now he's been raided by the FBI. We thought this might happen ever since we heard Cyrus would be playing the part of J Edgar Hoover in a sort of West Wing prequel. What we're saying is she's probably well connected.

Anne Hathaway’s Innermost Personal Emotions Seized By The Feds You know, people only write diaries because they subconsciously want them to be read by federal agents investigating major fraud. So, bearing that in mind, Anne Hathaway is the luckiest girl around at the moment. Not only does Anne Hathaway keep a diary, but her ex-boyfriend is in custody for massive wire fraud and money laundering. That means - you guessed it - Anne Hathaway's diaries have been seized by the FBI as evidence! Score! The implications of this are gigantic - if these diaries aren't carefully protected then Anne Hathaway's deepest personal secrets could be made horribly public. We may soon learn of Anne's fears, her opinions on her co-stars or even that secret crush she's been nursing for the dashing editor of a British entertainment blog lately.

Did Anne Hathaway Grass Her Shady Boyfriend Up To The Feds?

Anne Hathaway has it all - a glittering movie career, a winning personality and a face that's just very slightly too big for her skull.

But there's one thing that Anne Hathaway doesn't have any more, and that's a millionaire Italian boyfriend who's been arrested for possibly telling lies about being pals with the Pope to trick other stupid millionaires into giving him truckloads of cash. She hasn't even got one of those. What an idiot.

Anyway, it seems as if Anne Hathaway bailed from her relationship with Raffaello Follieri right before he was arrested by the FBI and locked up on a $21 million bail. A lucky escape?

Not according to some friends of Follieri, who are now claiming that Anne Hathaway was the person who ratted him out to the FBI in the first place. Exciting, huh? Just imagine how much more exciting it'd be if a) we knew who Raffaello Follieri was and b) we gave a toss about Anne Hathaway.

R Kelly Kiddy Porn Trial: It’s Sort of Him, Says FBI Chap WBet you want to hear all about the superstar defence witness who's threatening to sew up the R Kelly child pornography trial once and for all, right? Of course you do. That's terribly exciting news. But you're not going to hear anything about that for a while - not when an expert FBI forensic video analyst has dropped the huge bomb that the man in the piddle-heavy R Kelly sex tape is probably R Kelly. Alright, so maybe 'probably' is pushing it a little. What he actually said was that it wasn't very likely that anyone had digitally superimposed R Kelly's face onto the sex tape - a shock testimony that, if it is to be believed, immediately narrows the list of potential suspects down to a) R Kelly and b) every single man on Earth who isn't R Kelly. This is nailbiting stuff, people.