Articles tagged with: Fault
Shia LaBeouf’s Car Crash Not Shia LaBeouf’s Fault, Apparently
We all know what happened to Shia LaBeouf this weekend - he got in his car drunk, drove it around all like "I'm the kid from Transformers! Wooo!" and then flipped it upside down. Or did he? Detectives working on the case have revealed that Shia only crashed because the car he ploughed into had just run a red light. That means, according to the detectives, that Shia LaBeouf was not at fault for the crash at all. So what happened? Well, using our powerful skills of deduction we've worked out that, although he isn't at fault, Shia LaBeouf still may or may not have been drunk while he was driving the car before the crash. However, we can determine for certain that a) Shia LaBeouf is the kid from Transformers and b) Wooo.
We all know what happened to Shia LaBeouf this weekend - he got in his car drunk, drove it around all like "I'm the kid from Transformers! Wooo!" and then flipped it upside down. Or did he? Detectives working on the case have revealed that Shia only crashed because the car he ploughed into had just run a red light. That means, according to the detectives, that Shia LaBeouf was not at fault for the crash at all. So what happened? Well, using our powerful skills of deduction we've worked out that, although he isn't at fault, Shia LaBeouf still may or may not have been drunk while he was driving the car before the crash. However, we can determine for certain that a) Shia LaBeouf is the kid from Transformers and b) Wooo.
DA: Britney Spears Can Pretty Much Run Over As Many Paparazzi Feet As She Deems Necessary
Britney Spears is guilty of a lot of things. For instance, we heard she intentionally soundtracked the whole Hail Bob thing for that cult where everybody killed themselves to board a spiritual spaceship. It wasn't out of maliciousness, mind you, she just wanted them to cast off peacefully, with the sweet sound of teenage sexiness in their ears. Yeah, that's not true. What is true though, is that the papo who stuck his foot under Britney's car as she was backing up among a throng of flashes and clicks is not getting anything for it. It's more his fault than hers - legally speaking. Since the decision, we've heard that in desperation he's put his hand in Jessica Simpson's blender, his leg in Mandy Moore's bullmastiff dog-food bowl, and slammed his man-part against the door of Christina Aguilera's microwave oven. That's just what we heard.
Britney Spears is guilty of a lot of things. For instance, we heard she intentionally soundtracked the whole Hail Bob thing for that cult where everybody killed themselves to board a spiritual spaceship. It wasn't out of maliciousness, mind you, she just wanted them to cast off peacefully, with the sweet sound of teenage sexiness in their ears. Yeah, that's not true. What is true though, is that the papo who stuck his foot under Britney's car as she was backing up among a throng of flashes and clicks is not getting anything for it. It's more his fault than hers - legally speaking. Since the decision, we've heard that in desperation he's put his hand in Jessica Simpson's blender, his leg in Mandy Moore's bullmastiff dog-food bowl, and slammed his man-part against the door of Christina Aguilera's microwave oven. That's just what we heard.
