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People have all sorts of warped ideas about what constitutes ‘sexy.’ Simply type a few random words into Google alongside the word ‘porn’ and you’re quite likely to find a result. Is anyone up for some hot and steamy ‘Pesticide Snorkelling Orgy’ action? Anyone? Okay…

Even we know that sordid fantasies are usually kept locked away in peoples’ sick imaginations. In reality, the common person needs something realistic to go weak at the knees over. For the majority of men, the briefest flash of a female boob will send their shrivelled members into arousal overdrive.

However, girls look for more than a gawp at the genitals of someone they fancy. Females from the comical Team Breezy gang seem slobber instantly when Chris Brown’s name is mentioned. Perhaps they all have a fetish for a domestic abuser. According to fellow rapper Fat Joe, Team Breezy couldn’t get enough of his fists at a recent video shoot.

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50 Cent Fat Joe suck dick cowardUS rapper Fat Joe, named so because he’s fat and called Joe, has insinuated that 50 Cent, named so because Curtis is a girl's name, is a little yellow-bellied attention-seeking agoraphobic chicken boy who he hates and yet – despite everything – is publicly willing to admit he’d like to make love with him.

Morbidly obese Joe told Complex:

“He got shot by people who he knows and he doesn't do nothing about it. He gets criticised by people like Ja Rule, little Ja Rule, and he never even fought him one on one. He's going to come fuck with Fat Joe? Are you serious? He still don't leave his house. He's looking for attention, I'm gonna diss him.”

Up to this point it all seems like your run-of-the-mill, faux-gangster, PR-exercising threat, but then – all of a sudden – in a bizarre twist of affairs that just goes to show the complex nature of human sexuality, rotund gangster Joe said:

“I'm gonna tell him to suck my dick, everything you can think.”

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US rapper Fat Joe, named so because he’s fat and called Joe, has insinuated that 50 Cent, named so because Curtis is a girl's name, is a little yellow-bellied attention-seeking agoraphobic chicken boy who he hates and yet – despite everything – is publicly willing to admit he’d like to make love with him. Morbidly obese Joe told Complex: “He got shot by people who he knows and he doesn't do nothing about it. He gets criticised by people like Ja Rule, little Ja Rule, and he never even fought him one on one. He's going to come fuck with Fat Joe? Are you serious? He still don't leave his house. He's looking for attention, I'm gonna diss him.” Up to this point it all seems like your run-of-the-mill, faux-gangster, PR-exercising threat, but then – all of a sudden – in a bizarre twist of affairs that just goes to show the complex nature of human sexuality, rotund gangster Joe said: “I'm gonna tell him to suck my dick, everything you can think.”