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Fast And Furious: A DVD Review

by David Scarborough on September 21, 2009 3 Comments

Fast and FuriousHere at Hecklerspray, we love Vin Diesel, we really do. Maybe it’s because he looks like the love child of a polar bear and Chuch Norris, it could be because his voice can cut through a can of baked beans or perhaps it’s because he has to kiss Michelle Rodriguez so we don’t have to.

One thing it definately isn’t, though, is his choice of films!

 Returning to the Fast and Furious franchise, all the cast seem keen and eager to get back to where they began (i.e. obscurity) and get in on the action(i.e. pay cheque).

Going into the fourth installment (which, sadly, didn’t opt for the title 4 Fast 4 Furious), this is actually a prequel to the previous installment, Tokyo Drift (not that it matters). The main draw here is all the original actors return: Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster. Read More >>>

Fast And Furious Tops Weekend Box Office Quickly And Angrily

by Stuart Heritage on April 6, 2009 1 Comment

Fast And Furious, Weekend Box Office, Vin DieselPeople, try to remain calm. This is horrifying news and we don’t know how you’ll take it – Vin Diesel is famous again.

We know, we know. It’s distressing, isn’t it? And it’s all the fault of Fast And Furious – the fourth film in a never-good franchise that’s inexplicably topped the weekend box office in borderline spectacular fashion.

But it’s OK. Fast And Furious might be number one at the weekend box office, and Vin Diesel might be famous again, but at least Michelle Rodriguez still isn’t the biggest female star in America right now. What? She IS? We’re DOOMED!

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty on February 6, 2009 0 Comments

Half and half.

Folded:

Creased:

Half and half. Folded: * Fast and Furious (this'll be so bad it’s good, surely?) * Lucy Porter (a fit girl who’s funny? Thank Christ for Lucy) * Dev Patel (from Skins to Slumdog, the boy’s doing good) * The Mexican rat dog and other tales (sensible take on the ‘snake measures girl to eat her’ story) * Snow chaos (takes three hours to get anywhere, so just don’t go) Creased: * Danny Wallace (just starting to get on the old nerves a bit) * People who think it’s funny to try on your glasses (woo, I’m partially sighted, what a laugh!) * Upcoming Ghostbusters video game (something about a weapon that ‘freezes ghosts so you can smash them’ makes us worry) * Sherlock Holmes, you tart (as does this...) * DVD rental sites (they never post the one you really want in your list. Never)

Vin Diesel to Make A Bunch of Sequels You Won’t Want to See

by hecklerspray staff on September 16, 2008 9 Comments

Step aside originality, because Vin Diesel is about to make his bald self some more movies, yo.

Don’t worry, kids. You won’t have to concern your pretty little heads trying to follow new characters, nor intricate plot lines, because Vin Diesel is going to cling on to the threadbare coat tails of the same old crap he’s done before.

Word on the street is that Vin Diesel has signed on to the third XXX movie, as well as the fourth Fast and the Furious sequel. Oh, and a couple of more of those Riddick film thingies, so get those Blockbuster Video cards ready to tear up the straight to DVD releases.

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