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Farting On The Telly: Canadian Idol

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

There’s no rigid way to properly fart on the telly. As we’ve shown in the past, it can sneak up on heartbroken elderly men and it can be an utterly inevitable byproduct of yoga.

But this? This is just the brashest thing we’ve ever seen. There’s no build-up to it, and certainly no attempt to try and hide it. And forget about politely silent embarrassment as well – when this young lady farts, it’s received as if it’s the single most groundbreaking piece of cutting-edge comedy since the dawn of man.

Farting On The Telly: Yoga

March 26th, 2008 By Stuart Heritage

Although it's been hijacked by health nuts in recent years, Yoga is actually an ancient Indian spiritual practise whereby creepy old men sit at the back of a room and watch women fart.

Everyone farts when they do yoga. It's the law. If you bend around in enough positions for long enough, you're bound to squeeze the air out of your body somehow – and, really, what is the bumhole if not a dirty gas valve? But while most people fart when they do yoga, not everyone farts when they do yoga on TV.

Farting On The Telly: Regis Philbin

February 20th, 2008 By Stuart Heritage

Farting On The Telly is a new irregular feature where we post videos of people farting on the telly for no other reason than the momentary puerile sense of glee it gives us. And today we're starting with a classic – Regis Philbin.

This video is… well, it's a video of Regis Philbin farting on the telly, obviously, but it's also a heartbreaking glimpse into the fate that will befall us all. There you are, king of the world, getting paid vast amounts of money to talk rubbish while sitting next to a pretty lady young enough to be your granddaughter. Maybe sometimes you like to entertain the notion that there's a flicker of sexual attraction between the two of you. Yep, you've still got it, old-timer.