Hey Everyone, Ringo Starr’s Sorry For Being An Idiot As we all know, Ringo Starr has too much to do these days to justify pointless crap like being nice to his own fans. However, some crazy old idiots got upset at Ringo Starr's recent request for his fans to stop sending him stuff, so he's decided to clarify his confusing little outburst. You see, Ringo Starr only wants you to stop sending him stuff because it hurts the environment and objects he signs only end up being hawked on eBay anyway. Ringo's quick decision to clear up the mess he made should be applauded - now we know that he doesn't hate his fans, just the fans who like buying his autographs on the internet. And now we can also be sure that it really was Ringo Starr in that video earlier this week, rather than the melted underpowered robot of a kestrel in sunglasses that we assumed we were watching.